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I would like to say that running isn't part of my job but today, alas Still, at least we won't be on the news 👍

Some of the replies to this are completely unhinged, you'd think he was forcing us to get pissed

From Spike Milligan’s poetry collection “Small Dreams of a Scorpion”.

Ok hive mind, I give up, please help: if you wanted to move your thermostat either because you were decorating or you thought it wasn't getting the best read, where the HECK would you have put it? Maybe in the summer? Who knows?? 😬

🎼🎵 Who is more fool? 🎵 Who is more fool? 🎵 The fool who hit my car and didn't leave a note 🎵 Or the fool who gave me a parking ticket during an unrestricted time A bit of a departure from the Dream Warriors original admittedly

Ysabel Yates'... I mean Cookie Monster's superb takedown of why GenAI in the workplace sucks.

Can't believe they're arguing about percussion with the inventor of the Dube

"Ok dream brain, what unhinged bollocks are you serving tonight?" "I thought we'd start with dogs running through your mum's garden due to the local pub building a knock-off Go Ape next door, followed by you trying to take a gun to work. Oh, and someone tries to serve you salad in a drinking glass"

I've often wondered what it would have been like to have lived through one of the world wars - not on the front lines but watching from a distance. It never once occurred to me that one of the leaders would have been an absolute fucking moron

🎼🎵 Audi's on fire 🎵 Cadillac are terrified

Today is Coming Out Day and we want to send love to all LGBTQ+ people whether you are out, out in part, not out, or only out to some people. ❤️

Paused the TV to get soup, 10/10 no notes

Brian Blessed’s birthday is an excuse to share one of the greatest paragraphs in any memoir ever.

Yes ADHD and Autism are being over diagnosed. It’s a big game of It. I’ve been breaking into people’s homes, pointing at them while they sit at their kitchen tables and going “NOW YOU HAVE IT” before fleeing. They can’t stop me because of woke. I won’t rest until everyone has been diagnosed.

Wouldn't want to be Zak Brown's cardiologist right now

Since today is #InternationalLesbianDay, which celebrates the identity, history & resilience of the global lesbian community while raising awareness of ongoing discrimination & social challenges, let’s hear it for Lella Lombardi, a lesbian & the only woman to score #F1 world championship points. 🌈

FINALLY THANK GOODNESS WE ARE SAVED

Thanks to my mum watching Don't Look Now in the middle of the day when I was about 4, it's Don't Look Now. Thankfully it was only the bit where a grown man gets his throat slashed open rather than the deleted sex scene, I mean what kind of home do you think this is

When they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image.

* Which players got robbed by Man City? * City won the title three times in the years 09/10-17/18. The three teams that came second contained 33 players, including Gerrard, Suárez, Zlatan, Rashford, Pogba and Mata, who never (or haven’t yet) won a Premier League winners medal. It's quite a list.

Happy day to all who celebrate this middle finger to fascism anniversary. They shall not pass.

Send 'em back to Maine Road I say, I don't care if it's a housing estate now, they should have thought of that before they started all this nonsense

Can City get expelled from the Premier League? What competition would they go into? What role does the independent regulator play? Who knows? Well I do, because I checked. Come, join me on a guided tour through the chaos...

Just a whole load of horrifying crimes here where we can’t now say “if only the world knew, if only everyone could see”. The world knows very well and anyone who wants to see, can see just fine.

Suck it Sheeran 🖕🖕

Lads, gather round: really not meant to be giving away trade secrets but... consider this a cheat code 🤫

🎶 WHEN YOU ‘AV NORSYAR! ‘ARTBURN! INDEGESTYUUUUUN! UPSET STOMOCH! DIORRHEORRRR-ORR! 🎶

Sorry for such a bleak post, but I can't stop thinking about the men who were in that Cornell fraternity and presumably saw the Snapchat message allegedly advertising "free pussy," and did nothing, tacitly allowing their friends to allegedly commit gang rape. Men, your passivity destroys lives.

This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.

So they're now talking about attacking the system of policing and law. Arrest these f*ckers. Stop bowing down to them and dancing around them.

While tech bros are losing their aura, women designers are guiding consumer tech to a better place. Here are some products made by and for women that you need to know: www.wired.com/story/16-wom...

Not sure I'll ever have a more ridiculous injury than *checks notes* grazing myself on frozen beansprouts

And it's normally such a delight

"It's so nice that we have some more modern chants now" I think to myself as I sing along to the tunes of Seven Nation Army (2003), Zombie (1994), and Gold (1983)

The Oxford Maternity Library is looking for volunteers in order to continue operating. It is a volunteer-run, not-for-profit service, loaning good quality pregnancy and breastfeeding-friendly clothing for low cost, running for over ten years at Florence Park Community Centre.

Petition to remove the words "Welcome" and "Service" from Welcome Break Peartree Services

Brain: that was a long week, let's have another hour in bed Leg: or... I could CRAAAAMP Brain: oh right, well in that case here's a dream about a job you don't do any more requiring software that's no longer available, and your deadline is Monday

Our council can't spell or proofread, and our biggest football club knows nothing about 9/11 - we're having a shocker today. Oxford, I'm going to tell you what my parents once told me: for someone who's supposed to be smart you can be really stupid