My Pussy's Name is Purgatory Chasm

Maybe Billie Joe was right... Maybe *I'm* the faggot America...

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO! VIVA O BRASIL! VIVA A DEMOCRACIA! FODA-SE O FASCISMO!

The existence of Anna de Armas implies the existence of Anna de Legas

Fox News be like: "Do you condemn Hasan?"

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When you do the Konami code on a clit, it's called the Cuntra code.

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A'ight fuck this prick.

Internet rules dictate that whenever you see the Tom Holland Umbrella video, you have to share it. I'm just following the rules.

Meanwhile, the typical American will pay a federal income tax rate of 14.5% This is what a rigged system looks like. [Via @itep.org]

ACAB includes Carl Winslow

Don't agonize — organize! Here are five steps you can take between now and the midterms to resist Trump's tyranny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W-lVRQQGtI

"We" didn't win shit. "You" should never be allowed to put your hands on a medal that requires a lifetime of discipline and training to win. And to Fox News, who used this moment, to attack Canada: "Hockey is all they have and we took it from them!" Go fuck yourself you useless, talentless fucks.

CM PUNK? MORE LIKE SER-VING CUNT!

Stay woke. Jeeper's Creepin' Then gon' find ya Gon' catch you eepin' Idk wtf this is tbh. I'm tired

Ramadan Mubarak, Muslim peeps!

Everyone gets to have some bad political takes but they have to be like "i think parking spaces should be more expensive" they can't be "some people don't get to exist"

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

This is the guy who nerfed Tumblr’s usage with the porn ban btw.

She will compare your cock to her cock

Do you think Republicans are ashamed of being gay because their god/society demands it, or because they know their head game is trash?

Long Liv

Close enough. Welcome back Big E Langston

in exchange for asking them nicely to try and not wear masks anymore, the democrats agree to fund ICE while they build concentration camps. "shut the entire government down" is not a radical position. it is the bare minimum.

I know the immediate future gonna be pretty crazy because I see more and more people reposting the Steven Universe comic.

Jesus, imagine if Goku's Kaioken increased in FACTORALS rather than sequential numbers?! "Kaioken times 3!" Would be Kaioken times 6, "...Times 5!" Would be times 120, etc.

Ironically, "Kavanaugh, stop" is also what Christine Blasey Ford kept saying. #kavanaughstops

ICE must be stopped Border Patrol must be stopped the ethnic cleansing must be stopped and the roots that grew the tree of genocide must be uprooted and burned Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

🎶 I is for Idiots who can't pass the ASVAB C's before U-N-T E is for Everywhere where you can fuck yourself! ACAB, FUCK THE I-C-E! 🎶

Y'all, please don't get mad at me for this HOT take, but: FUCK ICE

Republican: We will find fraud in California. Gavin Newsom: U R Gay Liberals: Wow, his comms team is incredible.

Saudi Arabia? More like *Gaudy*Arabia, amirite?

Antiquity is not equivalent to wisdom.

Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York

As dumb, uniformed, and shit as I think Nicki Manaj is, can we like...*not* start a super fucking racist campaign to deport her? Y'all are employing the same fucking tactics you denounce.

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I am running for President of the United States in 2028. My platform: Transgender for EVERYONE

My Love: Honey, could you spray down the carpet with the enzyme remover? Me: Sure thing, my love! [A few moments later] Me: I used a *liberal* amount of it. Now it hates trans people but just doesn't say anything because it's not politically correct to say what it actually thinks...

Bruce Willis' health has gotten so bad he now thinks Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

We cannot survive another neoliberal president. We CANNOT *TOLERATE* Another neoliberal president. This is unlivable and inexcusable. If you think for one second voting blue no matter who will save us, you are LYING to yourself. THIS is what they do and we MUST fight to change them.

Muting a Black woman to claim the vote was unanimous is so incredibly on the nose