Frankie Machine

hEs gOoD aT bUsInEsS

It’s never been more clear that racism is a scam perpetrated by wealthy elites to convince working people to blame someone other than the wealthy elite.

Love to see some good news for a change

@pppgrifter.bsky.social @anadarkocapital.bsky.social I have a business idea

“Soooyyy, un perdidor…”

Talarico: "We just found out that [Elon Musk] is almost single-handedly bankrolling this effort to install Ken Paxton in the U.S. Senate and defeat this movement...Elon Musk wants our land. He wants our water. He wants his very own personal United States senator. He is trying to buy Texas."

If Ukraine were forced into a surrender before Election Day, it should result in a MASSIVE blue wave.

It’s like a contest to see what turns one’s mind into soup faster, Alzheimer’s or ketamine abuse?

Super excited about Tesla Roadster. Probably not as excited as Frud Lambert though. Can we get a wellness check on him?

Fun fact: Driving a Nissan Altima is considered probable cause in 36 states.

Well, at least she didn’t shoot him. Yet

Highest endorsement a Trump voter can give TBH

"Tuberville wants to focus on anything except the real problems facing the American public, [cost of fuel]. He could end the Iran War...but instead he's calling Care Bear “violent” to try to distract people from the problems he helped create." - @flyingwithsara.bsky.social

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/

Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano

That will teach them!

LMAO - traffic was backed up by my house yesterday, turns out it was a broke down Incel Camino. I figured it just got fried because it was raining - -but no - it was a Whompy Wheel. Nice garbage can you got for $100k asshole

How much is that in Bitcoin?

Gold trading like a shitco. You love to see it

Sure. Whatever

California is looking better every day!

Love like Geno Smith loves taking sacks

LOL I’m not the one breathlessly regurgitating everything that one hit wonder says. Look in the mirror @bloomberg.com

Has anyone taken that famous Obama - Hope artwork and turned it to Trumps face with Pedo replacing Hope yet? If not, why?

Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.

Stonks up on the news that the Dems have come out in support of fascism

Fine. Then let’s take “everything” from him. Literally

It is sad, but not surprising, that the president of Mexico is wasting her time on frivolous matters like suing the man who groped her. by Andrew Cuomo

Rest in peace my friends

After listening to that clown for 30 seconds, I’m going all in on the short side. He just needs a hard hat. cc: @anadarkocapital.bsky.social @pppgrifter.bsky.social

Mamdani better fear the Epstein bloc

Good news everyone!

Collapse the close! cc: @anadarkocapital.bsky.social

How do I short this? cc: @pppgrifter.bsky.social @anadarkocapital.bsky.social

I demand an investigation into gold prices! The tutes are menipulating the markets and I will not stand for it! HODL! 💎🙌

Just saw an ad for these. Are those grill marks or whip marks? Can we get a @keubiko.bsky.social review?

RIP Ace Frehley

Ok, so I watched “K-pop Demon Hunters” last night (because young daughter is obsessed with the music), and I have to admit it was well done and very entertaining. And seemingly all too relevant in this day and age…

Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)

On a call with some consultants and the only thing in the presenters background behind him is his degree certificate. It’s bigger than his head, must be 6 inches behind him. 500 internet points to whoever can guess his alma mater…

“We’re all such psychopaths that we need financial incentives to do anything even halfway decent”

Furthest I’ve been: N: around Talkeetna, AK S: Perito Moreno Glacier, Santa Cruz Province, Argentina E: Dubai, UAE W: Waimea Canyon, Kauai, HI

Ok finance people who work with shared files-what are some hard and fast rules for shared files, to avoid co-workers wanting to kill each other? I’ll start: - don’t delete anything ever- cells, columns, tabs, files - don’t rename things (tabs or workbooks) unless every linked file is open What else?

Where are my $CVNA bulls at?

It’s about time the Vogon Constructor Fleet arrived. I hope they read some poetry to our world leaders first.

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