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In GW5 when I thought it couldn't get any worse with a paltry 31. GW8: Hold my beer! 🤦‍♂️ #FPL

Chaos in Washington The new Private Eye is out now.

Cop murdered a baby over the shoplifting of diapers. Mississippi AG says there's no problem with that.

Give a bit of love to my 10 year old Singapore Special, Kopi, who had to have his eye removed today due to a tumor growing behind it that had already detached his retina. Obviously he's a good boy, but he needs reassurance he'll soon once again be a handsome boy 🐕😍 #dogs

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Trumpism in a single image substack.com/@socialcontr...

10th after 6 games? I'd have bitten your hand off for that at the start of the season! #itfc

After a disastrous GW5 which I had to stare at for 3 weeks, I'll take the GW6 wildcard as a step in the right direction.

Maybe, just maybe, the 3 promoted teams ain't an obvious target this year when not playing the big six 🤔 #FPL

Imagine mysurprise waking up to the same #FPL points as when I went to bed with a 90min playing Hall v Coventry 🤷‍♂️

Way too many #FPL managers. Guys, just admit you fucked up! 😂

Thank you, America! Money from diesel will help me kill even more Ukrainian children.

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

27 points all out. WC active. Figured I'm shit at the football side, so wondered if I could be any better at playing the prices over the next 3 weeks to try and regain some value. Who knows what the team will look like at the end of this - but it can't be any worse 🤔😂 #FPL

Mark Carney: “I would now like to inform you that the teleprompter has ceased to function. Unlike a certain world leader, I do not view this as a conspiracy.”

My DCL to Wissa move in GW4. The gift that keeps on giving... 🤦‍♂️ #fpl

Is 8 from 8 any good? Asking for a friend... #fpl

Don't go for Brighton yet if you haven't already got them. Look at their fixtures... Pffftt 🤦‍♂️ #fpl

DCL for Wissa. Wtf was I thinking? #fpl

Danny "Tommo" (Who I'd never heard of until about 5 days ago) is an absolute cunt

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Scary stuff

I assume it was sold for a Pound...

Ndiaye going to City instead of Spurs has changed my plans. Hoping he plays against Cov, and not using a transfer to double up. Gab to Konsa & Tsvolis to Palmer. Not ideal bringing Cole in before Arsenal but should allow me to triple up on Chelsea v Hull without a hit or a chip. #FPL

Sanchez going "Ffs, I only let in 2..." #fpl

I expertly got the Kinsky v Verbruggen call right. Never in doubt 😂 #fpl

How's the BB2 going for people? #FPL

North Korea is good. Canada is bad. Coal is good. Solar is bad. Measles is good. Vaccination is bad. Child rapists are good. Childcare is bad. Pointless wars are good. Universal healthcare is bad. Anyone supporting the unrelenting chaos of the #GOP deserves zero respect. #RemoveTrump

How come none of the #FPL experts told us the correct play was no Haaland, no Bruno, and triple Hull defence. Frauds and shysters the lot of 'em! 😂

I had De Cuyper a lot last season. I can honestly say I did not consider him once for my GW1 team #FPL

@footballcliches.bsky.social World feed - "Bournemouth have never won at the Etihad. In face they've never even led a game". 2 seconds later... 😂

I'm surprised more isn't made of the commentator on the world feed for Ipswich v Sunderland (Don Hutchison was co-comms) thought Ipswich and Sunderland striking legend Marcus Stewart - recently diagnosed with MND - was current Ipswich CEO Mark Ashton. What a fucking tool! #itfc #Sunderland #fpl

22 on my bench, so that's successful yeah? But then again, 4 of my starting XI so far haven't returned. Bench boost isn't really about the bench it's about your 15 man squad. Chip should be called something like... Squad Game (There ya go #FPL Towers. You can have that one for free)

Stop the count! #itfc

FPL Experts - don't go for O'Shea cos he's playing right back. He won't get many DefCons from there. 😂

When it was said we should attack United's 2 opening games against promoted sides - I think we may have got it the wrong way round... #FPL

I hope everyone who set their teams up for a #FPL GW1 BB actually remembered to press the button...

Gabriel, Bruno & Haaland you say? BB1 you say? Fuck it. You only live once. Maybe... #FPL

Does Encisco go straight into the team on Saturday? #itfc

Does anyone else keep having to go into the FPL app to check who’s in their team because you can’t remember who you’re left with after bouts of tinkering? (Unrelated, I was always shit at the Generation Game)

Bruno, Sangare & Shaw Or, Semenyo, Cunha & Maguire 🤔 (I have Mbuemo) Combined option 2 has more upside, but no Bruno is a bit scary. And Semenyo was dogshit on Sunday 😂

I thoroughly enjoyed meeting the world's press: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEsa...

I still wish there was triple points for your captain and double for your vice every week. Never gonna happen, and no-one else is bothered 😂 #FPL

The best thing about #FPL this season? No fucking Digne trying to convince us this time it’ll be different

Seriously considering a no-Bruno GW1 BB 🤔 #FPL

This guy is brilliant. Unfortunately I fear he is not representative of Clacton constituents. Great interview @femi-oluwole.bsky.social youtube.com/watch?v=EaoE...