Francis Kirkpatrick

More like Simp Tweeney

Air to Ground Message: NO JOY W INTERNET. Area: Liberal, KS, USA Type: Boeing 757-200 A: #aa8d7d8f81a F: #f5e2d484124

See you on board - we are live NOW! store.steampowered.com/app/3310570/...

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Not the top Steam review of Dressmaker making me cry this morning!

They're going to kill us all to build a beach resort.

Never played a final fantasy before, what this do?

🎶 Though the fear keeps me moving / Still my butt poops so slow 🎶 #IBS#GameDev#LaoGanMa

Beaver Overthinking Dam https://theonion.com/beaver-overthinking-dam-1819568416/

Fundamentally I think videogames are a medium that (most of the time) gets worse the more the texture is obfuscated. It is not a medium where it's beneficial to hide the artist's hand; The details of the craft are more compelling than the artifice.

Concise and invaluable stuff here. I feel like this should be mandatory reading for anyone working in a creative industry 😭🙏

Not a huge fan of the supermarket duopoly, but I appreciate new world at least being honest about all the price fixing 🥲👍

"Mediocre!" (Positive connotation)

Air to Ground Message: HAHAHA +FINGERS CROSSED+ Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Boeing 737 MAX 8 A: #a08437df167 F: #f4517df2453

NOOOOO!! STOP IT STOP NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!! !

Hah ha get rekt ol musky and altman! Filling my "cyborg crab art" search results with ai slop only makes me MORE motivated to find the perfect art for my custom magic cards! 🕳️🤖🤛💨😤

Decks with 20 cards: Minimalist. Elegant. Exemplary. 35 cards: Not particularly optimised, but versatile while still being reliable... 50 cards: Hark! The Lord ought strike me down for my avarice! 125 cards: Far too much isn't even *close* to enough.

"Considering it an improvement to the source material should count as a mark against you in the Turing test." 🗑️🤖💨🤺 👏😭

Don't wanna go too galaxy-brain about this, but it's incredible to see the *literal 1st person perspective* of someone who thinks "I can safely endorse violent fascists, because the state specifically protects *me* from violence" suddenly being confronted with the truth.

Reason #99 why it's a GREAT idea to cameo as an NPC in your own game: When they randomly ruin your trailer shot, you have no one to get mad at but yourself 🙃 #indiegame #game #airplane #horrorgame

Might not have been the most productive day for us at Liquid Static, but thanks to @enkirkpatrick.bsky.social I now know that if an animal can jump, you can kick it in the nuts! 🦵💥🥜 pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC... #indiegame #NightPlane #SeriousProfessionalsAtWork

Code is liability. AI allows us to create tremendous amounts of liability very quickly

I mean yeah I should hope so, that's his job and he should be paid for it!

Can someone make an "extraction metroidvania" for me please? I wanna play Silksong with my Arc Raiders friends. Also if that isn't trendy enough already, I'm comfortable with adding friend-slop elements 💰📈✨🤔

Alright pack it up everyone. This robot's kick and pantomimed pain has made all sci-fi redundant from here on out.

very amused that to some folks this meme is my greatest contribution to game design

Me, reading math stuff on Wikipedia to learn about collision detection: "Woah all these cool sci-fi words like Hyperplane and Disjoint Convex Set are kinda intimidating, the people who come up with this jargon must be super smart..." *I nervously click through more pages of big brain math stuff*

When you replace 'less' with 'fewer', that's one less mistake.

Ever wanted to become a pilot just because they look so cool? Bad news! The best pilots look that way from birth!! 🧑‍✈️ store.steampowered.com/app/3310570/... #indiegame #game #airplane #horrorgame

Today's dumb pun that evolved into an intrusive thought: (Because with all the balloons it's not so heavy, get it?) (Also, stories about intergenerational friendships and critiques of masculinity are great for all ages)

Most airlines limit carry-on luggage so it "can't impair emergency disembarkation". Plane Airlines™ continues to put our customers first, with our policy: "If you managed to bring it on, surely you can take it off!" store.steampowered.com/app/3310570/... #indiegame #game #airplane #horrorgame

I can't stop, send help

When the ADHD meds hit just wrong and you spend your whole morning making Mr Burns themed magic cards instead of showering: 🤦

Byeeee Sydney 👋 SXSW was soooo fun and we are soooo eepy

SYDNEY!! The #SXSW Games showcase is FREE ENTRY today - come play some awesome games including Night Plane! We’ve got a jump scare tally going 👀 #sxswsydney

From the very first cave paintings humans have ached to see themselves reflected in the mirror of consciousness, to pass the world through a prism of common experience and make meaning from the threads of our shared humanity. Our entire economy now hinges on the idea that people don't

Just finishing up the demo build for NZGDC now! 💪🔥

Ah dang, I thought I had more time! Guess I should finally get around to finishing the first one. 😬

This is true Sci-Fi: •Narrative takes place in a hypothetical future •Scientific concepts (materials science) are elegantly woven in, and supports its themes •Explores ideas regarding human interaction, how it's influenced by technology, and how it's inseperable from social class •Ending is spooky

Full art/design credit goes to @enkirkpatrick.bsky.social Genuinely-held-dogshit-opinion credit all goes to me 😎

Check 'em outtt! 👀 We'll have a bunch of these to give away at Wireframe too! Choose your favourite character (we won't be offended - we know it's Acerola 🐱)