the thadadook

thigh gap is what I call the time between eating pieces of chicken

coming back from disassociating mid conversation with someone: “my bad, my controller died… what’d you say?”

She has hands that have a touch that have a magic that takes a-way the pain

Driving! While Eating Cheesecake

in high school I was voted most likely to get trapped in the orb

It’s A Wonderful Life Between My Legs

we live in a country where a proud Juggalo can’t get a job. shame on you, USA

this is about me

you’re on Discover, I’m not even Popular With Friends. we are not the same

I have roughly 350 burning embers inside my body at all times

a video game remaster, but it’s the Power Glove

101 Dalmatians Between My Legs

Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All by Myself Between My Legs

You Can See Everything Between My Legs

The Seven Year Itch Between My Legs

How Stella Got Her Groove Back Between My Legs

Add "between my legs" to a movie title. A Few Good Men Between My Legs.

White Men Can’t Jump Between My Legs

Crazy Rich Asians Between My Legs

They Live Between My Legs

I don’t have a fuckin’ Clue, I have a god damn Candyland

Glade Butt PlugIns

The moon and I are talking about you

Uncanny Valley Granola Bars

we live in an uncanny valley

New shirt by the insanely talented @flaviusvalens.bsky.social You know I NEEDED that shirt

think I’ll disappear for a while

all I want for Christmas is to be able to sleep normally

it’s carb o’clock

When people want to talk to me: ☹️ When they don’t: ☹️

is me

Real green dresses now cost 2 million dollars.

FDR: healed the great depression JFK: dared to touch the moon LBJ: spanish for blowjob

you want me to apply myself? gross

thanks for joining my live stream, I say to anyone using the urinal next to me

Looking for a beauty and the beast type scenario where I stay home and read and be adorable and all the furniture worships me

you look like a yum yucker