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So sad to hear that the iconic, trailblazing, Apollo 11 moon landing software engineering lead, Margaret Hamilton, is no longer with us. Love this image of her, standing next to a print out of the software that landed Buzz Aldrin and Neil Amstrong on the moon! 👩‍🔬🔭🛰️🧪 ℹ️: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

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your apartment, the sport of basketball, and the Republic of Korea are all social constructs. mere recognition of this fact does not actually make the question of whether you are standing in your own apartment, playing basketball, or a Korean national up in the air until settled by op ed editors

Get ready to vote bloom no matter whom

Would assume everyone knows it by now, but just in case "First the traitors, then the invaders" is an explicit reference to The Turner Diaries, where a white supremacist revolution overruns "The System" and kills all their enemy during the evocatively named "Day of the Rope".

I really get tired of doing these portraits...because it means that ICE has murdered another person...a mom, a nurse, or in this case, a hard working man who loved his family and provided jobs for other people in his community. Fuck ICE. #LorenzoSalgadoAraujo

It's not inevitable. It's entirely evitable, and I, for one, plan to evit it.

He was very weary; the day had been long, and full of dragons.

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

Underbabied is such a weird way to say that. One in three Americans requires additional pylons

Today marks 4 years since Palestinian-American journalist Shireen Abu Akleh was shot & killed by the IDF while reporting in the West Bank. Both the Trump & Biden admins have failed to get justice for her killing. [1/2]

Wtf

Anyway, keffiyehs don’t have to be “earned”. In fact, I and pretty much every other Palestinian I know love to see how many folks wear them now. So if you’re waiting on permission to get one, here’s your Palestinian card 💳 www.kufiya.org

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

Municipal governments are so behind the curve when it comes to tech. NYC is just now learning about containerization

Last month in The Onion:

If I had a time machine I would use it to give a lifetime supply of Doritos to a medieval peasant, then 30 years later show him a graph of Doritos vs. time and ask why he's still unhappy.

Khamenei should rename it the Strait of Iran to clear up any future confusion

ME: 20 years ago we had No Child Left Behind. Now we have None Pizza Left Beef. Is this anything MY FRIEND WHO LIVES IN A BUNK BED IN A GARAGE WITH ME: None pizza left beef was also 20 years ago OWNER TEXTING US BOTH: Can you keep it down I'm recording ASMR

Gastown but you train the model on Scrum and force the agents to do standups and retrospectives and tell them to maximize story point velocity

theory: we can get the mainstream press to write in the active voice if we frame all violence as a form of cancel culture. e.g., "the police canceled him 6 times in the chest and canceled him twice more in the head"

No child should live in detainment. No child is illegal. A country that jails children must be stopped.

People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie

felt cube might delete later

SiIvaGunner started off as an elaborate bit. It transformed into a volunteer, non-profit, artist-managed collective in the service of great rips and one the best parts of YouTube. aftermath.site/siivagunner-yo...

when the AI bubble bursts and we have hundreds of extra GWs of capacity on the grid, power will then be too cheap to meter and the hall–héroult process will be essentially free. i propose spinning up the aluminum industry and providing a weekly ration of aluminum billets to all americans

By @houstonchronicle.com columnist Lisa Falkenberg: "Books — actual books, with dust jackets, spines, whimsical illustrations, and characters and cliffhangers — are increasingly unwelcome in the land of worksheets and slide shows." www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...

once i figure out how to plate these canapés it's d'oeuvre for you hors

This is an observation about the present. But we're coming up close to a year since I wrote my original articles about how decentralized Bluesky is dustycloud.org/blog/how-dec... dustycloud.org/blog/re-re-b... Some things *have* improved, and Blacksky is largely to praise for that. Still tho...

This is the image and the alt text that got Link permabanned from Bluesky servers

"please rate your package delivery" i mean ill click the smiley face because i assume it impacts the poor bastard who delivered it but i must impress upon you that forcing both him and i into this situation is an act of utter inhumanity and furthermore that god frowns upon your deeds

I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

i hate both of them so much but i really can’t wait to say “you winsome, you lose some”

Calling trans people "sick" and espousing the Great Replacement Theory is not civil. And if you think all of those things are civil, well then fuck you and civility.