Leslie S. Pumpkins

Literally all my faves on here!

Getting older means rubbing your hands with heavy scented hand sanitizer and then spending hours trying to figure out where that smell is coming from 😵‍💫

I’m afraid of bringing up my holiday hanging garland from the basement because I know that shit is chock-a-block full of spiders

I don’t have any words I’m just so shocked and sad

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How come they don’t make alcoholic soup

"oh someone else will buy bioware or fund new studios or get the IP" WITH WHOSE MONEY

Don’t know how to say it other than, creatives are currently enduring an Era of Punishment from rich people who just despise people with functioning brains.

Games, movies, literature, comics, music. Late stage capitalism not only wants to work you to the bone for pennies but will actively deprive you of the few things that bring joy to the sparing time that remains/

Annual workplace ethics training made me talk to AI as if it was my boss. I’ll fucking kill this computer with a gun

I’ve been playing through an old N64 game using a guide from a website that literally crashes every thirty seconds because it’s loaded with a billion fuckin ads, I’m so happy to give Aftermath my money directly so I don’t have to deal with that shit on their site too

Casting announcement/new show! The Weavers (episodes 1 and 2 drop tomorrow!): A short-form supernatural audio dramedy about a group of mid-life Minnesota women (and man) who use magical crafting powers to fight evil. And run potlucks. I lived in MN for half my childhood - I jumped on this one! 🥰

The Jalen Hurts situation is super serious and scary and makes me extremely upset and angry, but also can you imagine dying in fucking England

vibemarketing (i was chilling and got free marketing)

Activision union workers begin fundraising to prepare for possible strike

They made that man play football after being awake for 36 hours because if he slept wrong with his blood clot he might die??? Someone needs to be in JAIL

Oh my god I scheduled an appointment for bloodwork for 3pm today but I just checked and it says I have to fast 😓😓😓

If the next words out of your mouth after you say the name “Oliver” isn’t “ & Company” I simply don’t wanna fucking hear it!

petition to change the lyrics to the ke$ha song to "wake up in the morning feeling like b biddy"

Over the Garden Wall time babey

I have to say, I don't get Adam Sandler at all. I don't understand what makes him funny to people. I laugh very easily, but I don't laugh at him. (2001)

Of course when America finally gets a pope the first thing he does is almost beef it

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I’ve been doing this since I got an account over here and it really is like this all the time

Getting tickets to the Marcel Duchamp exhibit, your girl’s about to cry in front of a really old toilet

Watching The Royal Tenenbaums in 2026 is like 85% an excellent movie and 15% yikes-a-roony I can’t believe they got away with that

I would love a coffee right now but I don’t want to be up all night, this is probably the worst thing happening to anyone in the whole world

Well I just had a fuck up at work that’s so monumental there’s no way I’m not getting fired lol

Literally why are you still holding on to your embarrassing HP shit when Little Witch Academia exists

Johnny Mundt is a name for a Victorian farmer who has a pesky rabbit in his carrot patch

Leslie Fact: One time when I was really sick I had a crazy long fever dream and when I woke up my mom told me I was singing Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots at full volume over and over so now any time I’m sick I put that song on for comfort

On sale for 89 cents

I know I’m late to the party but Scavengers Reign is the most beautiful animated show I’ve seen in a good long while

waking up every day in 2026 like:

My eyes feel sick

My mood shift between wanting a relationship and wanting to be alone forever used to take months to pivot back and forth and now it’s changing 12 times a second lol I’m insane

all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do

I miss my cat (he’s at home and I’m at work)