Michael Gartenberg

Michael Gartenberg

@gartenberg.bsky.social

Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of the Oxford comma.

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Look for an Apple Vision for holiday 2024. Likely no cameras on the front, no 4k, 1080p using current Sony micro LED liquid retina or some new buzzword. Plastic, polycarbonate frame. No extra straps or charger. Runs the full catalog of vison pro apps. Starting at $1,999. You heard it here first.

It’s been three days in Kiryat Gate listening to the distant thunder of rockets landing. Women, children, the infirm are being slaughtered but this time in history those who perpetrated these acts will discover Jewish blood is not free & carries a steep cost.

I’m in Kiryat Gat at the moment, spent most of the day on the mamad amidst the rockets. Quiet this morning but that just means they’re shelling Tel Aviv. New Grandsons Bris is Wed. Waiting to hear if mohel was called up.

For the first time in more than a decade, not going to live post Apple event. It's going to be an iPhone. The best iPhone Apple has ever made. It will come in stunning colors. It's amazing & we can't wait to see what you do with it.

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🦄 PLEASE HELP ✏️ Comment, Reply, Repost Use the tinyurl.com/edusky to interact with educators. 🧱 We build community by making sure everyone's posts get engagement. 🦋 List shuffles daily! Find someone new to reply to! #EDUsky

The good news is we finally stopped seeing nonsense articles about how NFTs are the next big thing and everyone should invest. Unfortunately, those have been replaced with how AI is going to destroy humanity in the next 5 years, after it takes everyone's jobs.

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Threads off to a SUPER bad start. It’s nothing but Boomer Clickbait Nonsense from accounts you don’t follow. This is why I stopped using Facebook. Follow me there! I’m BriannaWuSays

I was an early IG user and just posted my food pictures there which were then cross posted to Twitter. Then came Zuck and I deleted my account (along with Facebook). So I joined threads where I will just describe what my good looks like but not lost pictures.

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It's probably as good a time as any for Zuckerberg to try and copy the features of some other services and integrate into his own. But seriously? Does the world really want a Facebook/Twitter? Talk about the possibility of giving us the worst of both worlds in one single application

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I said this a year ago elsewhere, but I’ll say it again here: It's impossible to overstate how much the big tech CEOs & VCs are being radicalized within their bubble. The level of paranoia & contrived victimization is off the charts, and they increasingly only consume media that they have funded.

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You can tell bluesky is different from the bird site because no one in the replies is trying to claim that being a Nazi is a protected class

Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social

it’s not just legacy media that can’t cover the Supreme Court for shit. Vox’s coverage of 303 Creative takes the position that the homophobic website designer shouldn’t have to serve LGBT couples.

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Good news. Elon’s locked down the lists and searched and tweets. Now if you’re over the limit you’re entirely locked out. Who invent not tweeting on a goddamn social media platform lol

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For anyone keeping track, this isn’t even the first time they’ve completely broken the site by bumbling around in the rate limiter. There’s a reason the limiter was one of the most locked down internal tools. Futzing around with rate limits is probably the easiest way to break Twitter.

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Theranos comparisons are overused but OceanGate really fits: ✅ warnings from insiders/experts dismissed or threatened ✅ hacky, unsustainable shortcuts labeled as “innovations” ✅ hubris bordering on megalomania ✅ paper thin veneer of legitimacy w/ respectable board member/key employees

newyorker.comThe Titan Submersible Was “An Accident Waiting to Happen”Interviews and e-mails with expedition leaders and employees reveal how OceanGate ignored desperate warnings from inside and outside the company. “It’s a lemon,” one wrote.