Nipple-related documents curious Dude

An inch is very very generous. 🍄

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Q: Ashley Hinson, who you're campaigning for tonight, says the Ramaswamy ad is 'absolutely terrible' and should be taken down. Why are you defending it? TRUMP: I'm defending it because I know that if that ad was about my mother, you would love every inch of it

@governorwalz.mn.gov @ag.state.mn.us and @peggyflanagan.bsky.social get a lot of heat for overlooking fraud when in fact many of the fraudsters are in jail now, but JD says he hasn’t heard of the failure of leadership that got a Minnesota service member killed in the first few days of the Iran War.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

The husband of a U.S. soldier killed in Trump's Iran war confronts JD Vance over alleged military leadership failures that led to the deaths of his wife and five other service members. JOEY AMOR: “There's a failure in the leadership.” VANCE: “This is literally the first time I've heard of this.”

I wonder how many casualties and f-ups JD is helping Trump cover up. JD is the fraud.

They corral him like an old horse. One that has been f-ed by Putin, watched by Tucker, and soon to be leaked by JD.

Whyzayker@whyzayker.bsky.social

So Maralago Fats totally misses the Beast and instead goes for a dementia stroll while the secret service scurries around him to redirect him back to the car. He’s basically little more than a barely walking , talking Trump steak.

Say that in Minnesota.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump shouts out Herschel Walker and says, "he was a better football player than candidate"

comedy v. tragedy

Add “for tax purposes“ to a movie: Seeking a Friend for the End of the World for Tax Purposes

jessamyn@librarian.bsky.social

Add "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain for Tax Purposes

I guess we’ll have to wait and see whom shows up first.

Well then, let’s see if this post shows up : )

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social

Flex tape won't hold through a winter. Run a bead of silicone around the knockout edge before you seat it.

Well someone leaked the Situation Room details regarding Trump and the Epstein Files. Please remember, the nipple related documents are supposed to be the least atrocious.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "Leakers should be -- in my opinion, leakers should be shot. They should be shot."

“Take the rag away from your face, now ain’t the time for your tears.”

Scott Horton@robertscotthorton.bsky.social

Patrick Blower, Daily Telegraph

Harvey and Danny showing us how they suck a cock.

gadzooksbazooka.bsky.social@gadzooksbazooka.bsky.social

Here is a cartoon I did of Danny Trejo & Harvey Keitel. Fuck ICE. Pen and ink on paper.

washingtonpost.comPentagon raises official toll of troops killed during war with Iran to 21The Post exclusively reported last month that the numbers of service members lost was greater than what the Pentagon was reporting in its public database.

@amyklobuchar.com maybe you could go on offense and mention this type of fraud instead of reactive campaigning on every republican talking point which does nothing to separate you from your opponent. It’s f’ed that in a blue state, during the swelling of a blue wave, you are losing ground.

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com

Breaking news: The Pentagon acknowledged that the number of troops who have died in the Middle East during its operations against Iran is higher than previously reported, and updated the official count to include two more noncombat deaths.

Jeff@gojeffgo.com

Licking a toilet seat is to Covid as is drinking from radioactive jug is to Nuclear war. I hope it’s not an omen.

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As the MN Wild season starts in a few minutes I just want to mention ETTD is a transitive curse. Kash being besties with the Wild’s GM Bill Guerin will plague our season until the Wild publicly denounce ice, Emmer’s racism, bestiality, Stauber’s hockey cheating, anti-vaxxers, Putin, and Trump.

Trump is to Elon’s grok as Reagan is to Nancy’s astrologist.

I look forward to Michael Strahan asking JD what he would do different from Trump.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance tells a bizarre story about a drunk woman who he says came up to him at the RNC and told him how big and handsome he is

@moiradonegan.bsky.social

Person woman man camera tv… Know what I mean Vern?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

MN GOP House candidate William Beck: "I am personally in favor of a poll test. I know they were ruled unconstitutional, but like, everyone voting, if you have no idea what you're voting for, like, why vote? Like, you clearly don't care if you don't understand what's going on, you know what I mean?"

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Moira Donegan

It's a grim reality that women in addiction and early sobriety are extremely vulnerable, and that some of those who take advantage of that are men in sobriety. www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

theguardian.comBrendan Carr was a member of a rogue Alcoholics Anonymous group some labeled a ‘cult’Carr was a member of the group in his teens and 20s. There is no evidence Trump’s powerful FCC chair participated in any inappropriate conduct

17 Sept

Prove it. Take the IQ dementia test on live tv; the ratings will be huge. #ProveItBitch

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I was quite impressed with my intelligence. I'm a high IQ person after all."

15 Sept

Weekend at Bernie’s III

StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻@strictlychristo.bsky.social

Even though Mitch McConnell hasn't been seen in almost 100 days, reporters were barred from taking any video of him. Only pictures were allowed. TMZ managed to get this one video.

15 Sept

Maybe Ed Sheeran can get rep rapper Hakeem Jeffries to open for him.

youtu.beRON SINGS "I'M SORRY" WRITTEN BY JOHN DENVERYouTube video by Rawnboy

15 Sept

Ka$h: We have great canines, they lick all the peanut butter off my balls. Be Best(iality)

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal? P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.

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Ron Sexsmith

@ronsexsmith.bsky.social

14 Sept

Some John Denver for your Monday RS youtu.be/MNWNAH-PH2Y?...

@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social

12 Sept

At 2:12, “It was a very violent and powerful $&!?” What now? What the f did this MF’er say?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump on the military: "Everybody wants our equipment and what we're doing is we're forcing these companies to make it faster ... we're way advanced on all military equipment. That's one of the reasons with Venezuela it went so fast."

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Raider

9 Sept

Premier of Manitoba Wab Kinew: "Release the Epstein files. Donald Trump is Jeffrey Epstein's best friend. The reason why we're at war in Iran and everyone's paying higher gas prices is because of the Epstein files."

m.youtube.comTodd Snider - Looking For A Job (Music Video)YouTube video by Jesse

8 Sept

If you can, quit your job if they treat you like crap. m.youtube.com/watch?v=SpoA...

8 Sept

What’s an example of perfect casting?

Micah@rincewind.run

what’s an example of perfect casting?

m.youtube.comSinead O'Connor - I Believe In YouYouTube video by PureSinead

7 Sept

“…I believe in even on the morning after.” Even on the morning after. m.youtube.com/watch?v=uofT...

7 Sept

*in you Is it just me or does Bluesky have some weird auto correct with skipping words, capitalizing others, erasing last letters when adding punctuation, ect ec?

7 Sept

What union do you belong to? AFSCME. What union do you belong to? AFSCME. What union do you belong to? F*cking AFSCME. What union do you belong to? F*cking AFSCME. You got that *sshole. What union….

Jerad Walker@jeradwalker.bsky.social

Happy Labor Day to all the little old ladies in Flaaawriduh.

5 Sept

Mashup of @npr.org @reuters.com and reply guy’s headline. Critics appear to question legality of Donbald Trump’s penis nose gold colored lead coin.

5 Sept

Dudes last week we learned the FBI is fucking the cats and fucking the dogs and no democrat made hay.

Steven Beschloss@stevenbeschloss.bsky.social

I still can’t believe that a nut job exclaimed, “They’re eating the cats, they’re eating the dogs” and millions of Americans said, “That’s the guy I want as president.”

1 Sept

If they have it their way, during the holidays no previous versions of The Christmas Carol will be available to stream. If you don’ already have a copy, buy one on VHS or DVD soon.

31 Aug

🎶Dunder Mifflin and Sabre (s-AHB) 🎶

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com

macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.

30 Aug

More of this please, I still believe that most folks who don’t think it’s really bad believe if it were really really bad, surely our leaders would have called it out sooner, repeatedly, and more forceful instead of passing bipartisan legislation for Lindsey Graham appreciation day.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

Pritzker: So here’s the truth, plain and simple: Our state is under siege. Not by protesters, immigrants, the deep state, the press, Canada or Mexico or Greenland, Antifa or Jewish space lasers or pride parades. No. Our state's under siege by a petty, corrupt man in Washington.

30 Aug

This sounds like a classic Michael Scott win win win, win situation.

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social

You don’t have to sell us on the midterms. “If you elect these guys, you're gonna have months and months of impeachments. They want impeachments to take place, trials to take place, they wanna go after the president and his family, and people within the cabinet." - Fox & Fiends

theguardian.comTrump’s war on Iran is rapidly draining US navy budget, documents and interviews revealExclusive: Experts and former officials say accounts are running dry, and funding a war with no clear endgame is the main challenge

He’s fucked, there are holes in the sheetrock, bills are piling up, a negative balance in his checking account, his wife stopped calling his boss with excuses, and he doesn’t know this yet, but her bags are packed and she’s taking the kids to her sisters.

Scott Horton@robertscotthorton.bsky.social

It's Pete Hegseth's Navy: “A former military officer now working for a navy contracting company, who has been briefed on the shortfalls, said: ‘They’re fucked. They shot all their weapons; they trashed all their ships; they ran out of their money.’” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Hope you like cat food. The 300,000 metric tons of product has been sitting in an abandoned warehouse since the late eighties. The proof is in the Por-eef.

OMG!!! In a state with almost 40 million people, 8000 hospice patients lived over 3 months. #RFKJRISAPOS

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

RFK Jr complains that people in hospice aren't dying quick enough and therefore cost too much money

Do cattle ranchers remember? In Grapes of Wrath the owners of the large canaries are the same owners of the large peach orchards. They can drive the price of peaches down to starve the smaller producers, while making the profit up on the backend. “Beef” product ($10/lb), it’s what’s for dinner.

mediaite.comFBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.

I do. Minnesota Wild GM Bill Guerin, if all your friends are doing bestiality and paying sex workers, are you doing bestiality and paying for sex too?

Frank Figliuzzi@frankfigliuzzi.bsky.social

I have no words: www.mediaite.com/media/news/f...