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The people in the background always remind me that our educational institutions have failed this country

🤣🤣🤣

It was at a different RNC in another town

Tears in her eyes.

Sane people do not brag about that sort of thing. It's deeply embarrassing.

JD is a veal

Of all the things that never happened this one never happened the mostest. JD is a walking sack of ew.

Piro? Kirk? Coulter?

Y’all just know this story includes references to a woodpile when cameras aren’t around.

youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUo?...

She didn’t call him Sir?

The drunk woman was JD in drag in the mirror

Jeanine Pirro?

JD Vance is one stupid & racist MF. He’s so stupid he doesn’t realize that, genetically speaking, he actually could be Byron Donalds second cousin. Both are lacking brain cells.

I guess JD Pantsed doesn’t keep up with current events. Impaired women asking for it happens in Ivy League frat houses and at republican events all the time.

"... then, the next night, I had the SAME DAMNED DREAM"!

There isn't enough money in the world. I'd starve first.

😂😂😂😂

Well then, we know she was definitely drunk.

The Eyeliner Demon revels in praise that (check notes) comes from an inebriated person. Guess maybe that’s his single person cheerleading squad.

EW

Vance is worst!

This mthrfkr wears eyeliner

Was that before or after you were married?

JD Vance's version of a sir story.

Was it Erika?

You can drink an ugly man cute, but you can't drink a dumb man smart

Yup, BS

🤢

A sir story and he *almost* has accordion hands. He sucks bad enough on his own, he doesn’t need to copy his shitty boss.

Don't these people have jobs?

🤮🤮🤮

Then I moved on her like a cheap couch!

There’s a great saying - never let the truth stand in the way of a good story This being said, JD’s storytelling isn’t true but it really — I mean really! — sucks

This is completely made up unless she had tears in her eyes. Duh.

Is this his version of a “sir” story?

as delusional as his sponsor Peter

even his made up stories are lame as hell

From someone happily in a biracial extended family, in which we are “related,” this story stinks. He’s an obnoxious fool.

She Had to be either DRUNK or DRUGGED because J. DUNCE is Fugly UGLY -- Inside & Out 🤢‼️

There's NO WAY this flaccid bag of blandness could've come up with that retort on the spot

He’s had a personality amputation

"She was big and tan. And her cushions!"

We’ve reached the Trumpian part of JD Vance ‘s serial lying with these fish tales. Please don’t let him spend another 40 years terrorizing the tabloid media like DJT did.

It was couch right cause that would make sense 👻.

Was her name Sealy?

😂😂😂😂

Because he is.

The woman

With tears in her eyes?

Big strong handsome beardos who wear eyeliner

It was Natalie Harp.

“Yeah, but haha, BLACK relatives? In OHIO? Haha, how impossible! Possibly illegal, who can say, haha.”

Sharing his Freudian daydreams

Key word here is drunk

“Big & handsome”? Oh! I know that woman. I think her name was Florence Nightingale.

🤢

She'd have to have been seriously hammered, badly myopic, and have lost her glasses, all at once.

We used to call that “beer goggles” in college.

Is he really just another Trump? I know their politics are the same, but I thought he was less... this....

He's developing his own "Sir" stories.

You were drunk. JD.

Of course she was drunk. Vance is 5' 2" tall and wears eye liner.

Trying to make the ‘T’ case v. Kegseth…

😂😂😂😂

So once again he brags about lying! 🤥 disgraceful #unfit

"I love your beard".

Handsomb, with a 'b'.

She had to be pretty drunk if she said that.

Well, she’d have to have been drunk wouldn’t she. Doh!

“Without skipping a beat…” is only something someone else can say about you. If you say it, it just means I wished I’d said this thing, and only thought of it afterwards.

Erika. You drunken floozy.

Now THAT I can believe! Boy she must have been wrecked.

“Maybe I’ve been in politics too long” cuz I lie like I breathe

He sucks a lot of the intelligence and empathy out of any space he enters as well. He's like a human black hole that sucks up anything good or decent and turns it into bullshit. If there is a God he'll get run over by a garbage truck.

Very unfunny 🫤

That was hisnl Grandma when he was 15

So he's admitting he looks like 💩 without her beer goggles 🤣🤣🤣

Which I would not have thought was possible.

And she had to be drunk? 🤣 Was she wearing beer goggles?

I have no idea.

JD are who the frat boys become!

She had to be way past drunk 😁

She must have been VERY drunk!!😂😂😂

And the misogyny!

Please, make it stop!

Really trying hard to be Trump mini me

His version of a "Sir" story

#PantsedVance

He says this as if there's nothing wrong with this White Supremacy statement. So this "brave Nazi" loves her, in spite of her imperfection of not being "white"? Anyone who believes this man loves her and understands love at all, I'd like to sell you a bridge.

Yeah, a real love story.🤮

The pickins' must of been slim when she married that DB.

How high you have to be to think a sofa you are crashing onto is a drunk woman?

He thinks it's charming that the moral of this story is that he lies for fun to people who should know better. #poli

Did she call him "Sir"?

Beer goggles

Vance is auditioning for 2028 but he doesn't realize that Trump decides who the next Republican nominee will be. He is going to end up like John Cornyn or any of the rest who pledged loyalty to Trump and got burned.

Hahaha good one 🤣

She couldn't have just been wearing beer goggles, she had to be sporting Bacardi binoculars. In an dimly lit part of a hallway. After she lost her glasses; then tripped and gave herself a concussion. Or...

And then he remembered it was just Pete Hegslur.

Sounds like JD just lives in a different reality now, too.

When she said she loved your beard, she was referring to Usha. And when she asked if you were related, she was politely asking if you were both gay.

What an idiot

She must have been sloshed!

How drunk was she?