Not Now John

Imagine having to not only defend a man as repulsive and thin skinned and illiterate as Donald Trump but also calling the rest of us deranged for not praising and adoring him. MAGA brain rot is legit.

2,038 days of sobriety for Rush Limbaugh

"Look, we'd stand with you like we pretend to stand with Israel but that won't get anybody the rapture."

In a normal world the high cost of school supplies and getting kids ready to return to school this month would break Trump's approval finally once and for all. But we'll see if it dents it any. It's already record low for his second term because of Iran.

The Fauci outrage blows my mind. The last time I felt this dumb for having to engage this shit was back when the right was just certain Obama's birth certificate was fake: "The PDF has layers! LAYERS!"

Live shot outside Dr. Fauci's headquarters today

I spent most of the speech just wishing Trump would clear his god damn throat.

"Uh, whatever this is you're talking about wasn't in my folder of positive Trump news I'm given every day so I don't know what you're talking about."

You shouldn’t wake up in a cold sweat on days of Supreme Court rulings.

You just had to vote for Bush in 2004, didn't you?

So year one under Trump was one giant pump and dump market manipulation scam after another using the tariffs trade war. Year two is one giant pump and dump market manipulation scam after another using the Iran war. Year three better be some serious fucking investigations into this bullshit.

This video posted by Iran’s consulate in Hyderabad, which mocks Trump for his latest ceasefire extension, isn’t as sophisticated as the LEGO videos. But it still must drive Trump crazy! 🤣🤣

We're winning this thing so hard.

So is Trump going to get around to shit canning any reprehensible bastards in his administration or just all the women?

We are in week eight of a six week war with Iran that is not a war which was certainly not about regime change and will soon certainly not be about stopping Iran from enriching uranium.

I wonder how long it will be before Trump pivots from "we won the war" to "Iran cheated."

"Democrats on the steps of the Capitol, demanding Mike Johnson calls back Congress into session, to end this war, and oust Trump." I wonder if Democrats know they can do this any time they want? I don't want to hear about how your hands are tied. Get in front of a camera and raise hell.

Reminder that the only time we were ever attacked since NATO started was on 9/11 and every single country was like, "Fuck you, we're going to war." You can't collapse sky scrappers on innocent NATO country peoples. You need to take that shit to a non-NATO country like IRAN.

no american president has empowered china and iran and russia more than donald trump.

Trump has to realize by now he was used by Saudi Arabia and Israel to attack Iran and fuck them over at our expense. This is some Jared Kushner bullshit.

BREAKING: Trump announces two week window for Congress to remove him from office

There's a 77% chance Iran says they have no idea what ten point plan Trump is talking about.

Two weeks to remove Donald Trump from office.

Speaker Johnson must immediately reconvene the House to vote on a war powers resolution. It’s beyond clear we are at war. The Speaker's legacy will be that he made Congress so irrelevant that a president can threaten to wipe out a civilization while Congress is on vacation.

Once we're done freeing the people of Iran from their electricity and their food and their water and medicine and even their very lives, they'll be free to start a new, more Trump friendly government.

Don't stop. Don't let up. If all you have is your voice right now keep using it.

Alright. One down. Dozens more to go. Every single Democrat should be in front of cameras demanding accountability and an end to this insanity. File articles. Describe legislation that will hold the President accountable. Talk about punishing those involved. Don't stop.

And yet they willl.

Trump sharply criticized Iran’s call for young people to line up as human shields around power plants: “Totally illegal,” he said. “They’re not allowed to do that.” Only Trump can break the law. Not Iran. Fucking cry baby mad man.

If Trump chickens out again don't anybody dare call him a TACO or he might do the war for real next time.

For what it's worth I just wrote my GOP Representative Steve Womack asking him to take a stand against Trump's war crimes.

25th amendment. Impeachment. I will support any avenue to remove Donald Trump from office. We cannot leave this man in charge of America’s nuclear weapons as he threatens to end an entire civilization. And Congress must not fund this reckless administration.

Listen to the man in the liquor store Yelling "anybody want a drink before the war?"

I can't believe we made Trump commit war crimes by refusing to give him a peace prize he hadn't earned. This is our fault in the end.

I voted for Trump and now I am living in a post-apocalyptic hell hole where I am slowly dying of radiation poisoning. But at least now no one is saying "happy holidays".

Gen. Caine and Adm. Cooper should put a statement now making clear the U.S. military will not follow orders that would mean committing war crimes, including military actions whose purpose would be to destroy a country or a civilization.

Let me draft a simple message for every Democrat today: "President Trump is about to commit catastrophic war crimes in our names and we stand united against it. We are moving for Impeachment right this very moment and we invite every member of Congress with a spine to join us."

Chuck Schumer’s glasses at the all time lowest part of the bridge of his nose, as he prepares a scathing written letter of protest and the accompanying social media post!!

The regime that killed 30,000 protesters just a few weeks ago now says people should line up around power plants to protect them. I'm guessing that's going to be a hard pass for most people. Trump doesn't give a shit. He'll kill them all and enjoy it. A war run by colossal fucking assholes.

My guess is there's going to be a lot of corporations backed by the Trump family ready to rebuild parts of Iran and the region around Iran when this is all over. They're not even trying to hide it.

Trump's attacks overnight seem to be softening up Kharg Island for ground forces. Democrats need to be on record against this mess today in a massive press conference and all over social media. But then again if we had a stronger party we probably wouldn't have Trump in the first place.

Every Democrat should be saying “remove Trump” and making a legislative push for it. They aren’t.

Trump dismissing war crimes like a true Republican.

I hate it when Marjorie Taylor Greene is right.

Trump shared a video on social media of an artist painting Jesus. She also paints and sells pictures of Trump. If you go to her website she's having a Resurrection Sale! 40% off. These god damn grifters are everywhere.

We're turning a corner on the Iran war, just like during COVID.

Trump, the biggest fucking liar President ever, had to go to war with a lying piece of shit regime like Iran and now we have no clue what is going on. It blows my mind.

We elected the kid who used to eat paste and crayons in school but nobody said anything because his dad was a rich asshole.