giles

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a robot kicking at a human's balls, forever.

so out of it today

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mandatory reading

I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take

"logic of Musk’s empire is total. X shapes the discourse. Grok automates it. Grokipedia rewrites the historical record. Starlink can deliver it all, everywhere, to everyone. Each layer reinforces the others. It’s not about winning arguments in the public sphere. It’s about building a replacement."

Once again: corporate-approved horny. Baldur's Gate and The Witcher and Cyberpunk will not be banned on Twitch, while less lascivious indie games are banned from sale. Horny is an increasingly relevant Cultural Trend, and culture must be consolidated into the hands of capital.

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why are we sending our best into space when we should really be sending our worst... on a one way trip, into the sun.

I just wanna kiss ma fish

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh

Would I Lie To You *takes card* One day I kidnapped the President of Venezuela and his wife, charged them with having machine guns, then realised I had no plan on what to do next so panicked and said I’d run Venezuela indefinitely

i want some peanuts

dude my dad knew someone in the epstein files that gives me an Epstein number of 3 oh fucj

having blusky's set to make you click-through to see anything flagged as "adult content" is great, because it's like a little surprise present. 90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass

they really need to fix that thing where IF YOU BLOCK ip.bsky.app YOU CAN BYPASS AGE ASSURANCE it would really suck if people do that

Hey you! Stop playing Fortnite!

Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers. NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.

the united states sued a dinosaur skeleton en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...

I got a switch 2 for my birthday :P

The really cool thing for people still on twitter “for business”and normalizing Elon Musk and his message If someone asks, you can now factually tell them how much a human life is worth to you Just take your perceived revenue from twitter and divide it by 600,000 There is no ethical line for you

love this idea extensions.gnome.org/extension/45...

Ok nigel, get in.

no no no no no. no no no. no no. no. WHAT THE FUCK www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

huh today i learnt my reddit account is quoted in a screen rant "top 10 x according to reddit" article

you have 30 minutes to move your steam deck your steam deck has been impounded your steam deck has been crushed into a cube you have 30 minutes to move your cube

ok im sorry but the chair company on hbo sucks balls and that just needs to be said because no one else is saying it

ugh I chewed up my headphone wire pretty bad while I was sleeping im so fkin stupid

The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups