Gin n Tonic

This is still my proudest/favorite competitive Pokemon moment. That's not me, but it is my team with which Pytotoz got this incredible game first try. I cannot overstate how much Pokemon fans will enjoy this:

and no crown miraidon nor koraidon - despite the fact that pulling one of those is twice as likely as a single 3-star mega charizard x

The end goal of this whole thing is companies being allowed to value their AIs more than an actual human's life

fun fact: more people voted for donald trump in 2024 in los angeles than in the entire state of nebraska. by a lot. more than twice as many

ugg like to joke around, have fun but say this- if you not think rainbow people lives matter, if you think women not worth everything a man is, if you think israel in any way doing right thing you eat ugg shit, hair, toenails, little pieces of eye booger, and wash down with pee

All the other kirks with their pumped up kirks You better run better run Outrun my gun

he literally bombed a girls school killing hundreds of children

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build an ubers team without koraidon challenge (impossible)

new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day

I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!

If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out

The FBI believes women pretending to be tradwives are targeting Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers in order to dox them, per The Guardian

Human rights experts commissioned by the U.N.’s top human rights body say they have found “reasonable grounds” to believe the United States committed war crimes in two strikes in Iran, including on a school in the southern city of Minab, per NBC

when you work at the BPAF but you’re beginning to realize there’s not going to be a successful IPO

9/11 is a great day to reread my viral Seinfeld spec and to remember I’m one of the most talented TV writers available to write for your show. I have $225k in student loans and my family is about to pay OOP for my dad’s post-stroke rehab, so you’d better believe I’m gonna give you my best!

Hello kitty shot my uncle

It's 9/11 so I get to remind people that Mimi was at ground zero canonically

Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust https://theonion.com/americans-fondly-recall-9-11-as-last-time-nation-could-1847607772/

(NBC News) — It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track. @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...

God Struggling To Remember Why He Made So Many Ugly People https://theonion.com/god-struggling-to-remember-why-he-made-so-many-ugly-people/

US courts, as we all know, have never gotten anything wrong

Today is a reminder that you want to live a life where people gush about all the good you left in the world instead of a life where people are making celebratory playlists and chilling champagne for when you die.

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Economist: The cup is in equilibrium

Economics is an amazing discipline. It is a terrible profession. So few Black economists survive unscathed. Heart attacks, premature death, etc. They are trying to kill me.

Report: It Time To Give Up https://theonion.com/report-it-time-to-give-up-1825294900/

Baldur's Gate 3. It's how I learned that I hate dnd's combat mechanics

What are "real wages" *not* adjusted for inflation? 🤔

A 78-year annual collection, running since 1947, now has a permanent hole in it.

not to be confused with quesadilla