Spooky the squirrel

Spooky mode initiated 😈

Is a squirrel not entitled to the sweat of your brow?

I can’t use the computer at night. It feels wrong.

ur steady the squirrel

Guy with a high Midi-chlorian count who doesn’t believe in the Force

…I should be on a podcast

Gaming news this summer and fall has been a rollercoaster for me -Bethesda confirms all their rumored projects are real :) -All Halo Studios projects canceled :( -SW Battlefront 3 in development talks :) -BioWare shut down and Mass Effect canceled :(

Video games has decided to discontinue its once leading product, the video game

Every time I go to the vet they try to upsell me with stuff I need done. I’m just here for my dog!

Travelers say they’ve heard strange noises coming from Peepee Poopoo Cave… *Map updated*

I need to start objecting to things with “I can’t do that, I’ve got a wife and kid to think about!” Referring of course to my married friend and her son. She’s not *my* wife and he’s not *my* kid, but I do think about them from time to time.

actually, im spooky the squirrel. true fact

im spooky the squirrel

#SpookyMonth64

Como es babby formada

Which potato chips go best with caviar?

FACT: Every job is in tech

starting a halloween restaurant heres the menu: beef hellington eggs benecrypt cordon boo killet mignon chicken harmesan cauliflower bites (V, GF)

FACT: Mount Everest is in Kansas

700 days!

Two things I’ve learned from r/hypotheticalsituations -I would do A LOT for a bit of cash -many people seem to think that, as late as the 1850s, people in every country brutally executed anyone even slightly out of the ordinary on grounds of ‘witchcraft’

FACT: I’ll be in your dreams tonight

Steady The Squire

My mom thought Anora and Emilia Pérez were the same movie

When I go to events strangers don’t really see me as an attendee. They think I’m a squirrel who just happens to be on the ground near them

To Valhalla

Those meowing nuns were on to something…