Glaug-Eldare

Thank you Leon, America deserves better than this gacha journalism

I read "How to Avoid Huge Ships" at the library at the Paul Hall Center for Maritime Training and Education in Piney Point, Maryland and for all the gag reviews and jokes about the title, it's a good concise primer on the COLREGs.

i bet it's hard for chinese guys to piss their names in the snow. for real, if you've got a weiner, try pissing 陳獨秀 without giving up from the difficulty of stopping and starting

Resolution: Developer informed customer "hey, look, I got a pull request for ya" and made a sarcastic "jerking off" gesture. Ticket closed.

The Israelis have lodged an official complaint stating that the fact there were no women and children sitting behind the goal meant they were unable to shoot properly

I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms

Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all

I love combining esoteric knowledge across disparate domains to assemble a punchline that very few people will understand at first sight this is not a me problem, it's a we problem

do u think demons get summoned for jury duty

Don't think of it as "reeducation;" think of it as a remedial civics curriculum for ongoing adult education

Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life

somebody accidentally gave me homework to make this:

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I love listening to sad songs and enjoying the thrill of feeling sad sometimes!!! Right now I'm listening to "If You Could Read My Mind" by Gordon Lightfoot and knowing that it's about his own failure as a husband and the destruction of his marriage and sugar, that's a track and a half

it's no coincidence that America's worst day in a century was the best day of Rudy Giuliani's life

TXans who celebrate the glory of the Republic of TX period are pathetic. It was a bankrupt slaver shithole that couldn't even govern the territory it claimed. It begged on its knees to be annexed for 10 yrs because we didn't want it, then it got MASSIVE debt relief and immediately seceded again.

@graehall.bsky.social

Tim Curry finally escaped to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism 🕯️

If Sen. Dave McCormick believes that the United States should target civilians and commit crimes against humanity, I believe he belongs in a noose. Vermin like this are a cancer on humanity, not a useful part of it. McCormick is not a man; he is disease on the body of the human race.

Humpty dumpty asses

I don't care what you say in public, you're not too good for Applebee's and neither am I

The number one thing that techbroligarchs cannot tolerate is being told no. No by women, no by voters, no by regulators, no by their kids, no by their accountants, no by business advisors, no by consumers. If they are ever confronted by reality, they go genuinely insane at the pushback.

making a new Congressional comedy and cover band, My Congressional Romance, dibs on the stage name Gerard Ways and Means

Antisemitism takes many forms, and one of those forms is when someone attempts to tie Jewish people everywhere to the horrific war crimes committed by Israel.

every right-winger complaining about women's sports is a pedophile who wants women and girls banned from athletics unless they are children who are forced to be sexually available to coaches and team doctors

making puppygirls pull my sled to deliver diphtheria antitoxin to Nome

This gonna be a fire cover art for my J/7 zine #StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager

Koei Tecmo’s “chubbier” Atelier Karia player poll spurs desperate pleas to “please do it” and “make her bigger” among Japanese fans https://automaton-media.com/en/news/koei-tecmos-chubbier-atelier-karia-player-poll-spurs-desperate-pleas-to-please-do-it-and-make-her-bigger-among-japanese-fans/

Sketch by the sea

my grand son died of complications from autism please send $19.95 plus $5.95 S&H to TRAINS at PO Box 1100-Z in Elgin, IL 60120 in lieu of flowers

Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂

There is not a resting bee on a flower that i havent drawn

my condolences. TWO THREE FOUR

First panel: a man on a television screen asks, "Have you ever wanted—" Second panel: a Buddhist abruptly changes the channel and interrupts: "No."

What a scoop!

A house haunted by tiny ghosts, a micro-booery

the only reason I own proper champagne flutes is because, when Henry Kissinger died, I realized I had André champagne but only a couple of goofy red and blue wine glasses to pour it into