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Identifying someone by their dental records is Tooth Factor Authentication

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People are worried about spiking gas prices. I'm worried they're not spiking

The problem with people is, there's a god shaped hole in our heads where we want Something Important to live, and we insist on filling it with *something*, which might be god or king or astrology or jumped-up autocorrect.

I'm so glad we sacrificed our children on the altar of the Second Amendment in order to have the government's jack-booted thugs roaming the streets kidnapping and killing people.

"Look I know we only represent half of the Army Band, but continuing this war is a bad idea."

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@aoc.bsky.social you should introduce a bill giving working Americans a guaranteed 4 weeks pays time off and call it the Mitch McConnell Act. And then if someone says it won't make it out of committee, reply, "You're saying Mitch McConnell is dead?"

Marijuana: "Who's the 'Devil's lettuce', now?"

Anybody else been wondering how much weight they could lose eating the poop lettuce?

Lindsey Graham spent the last decade of his life in public service as a US Senator, trying hard to be remembered as an enemy of the Constitution who worked to destroy American democracy and exhibited occasional signs that he knew why that was bad but kept doing it anyway. I will honor his choice.

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Trump's Secret Service nickname should be Pond Scum

I’ll start going to church when they no longer need handicapped parking spots.

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Just thinking about how ridiculously optimistic this was:

My prediction about this $1.8B slush fund is: Trump will promise it to the J6 insurrectionists, "if" he wins the election. Signalling to them that he has to win or they don't get paid. After the election, the money will disappear and no one will get paid except Trump.

I was going to run for local Assemblyman until I found out it doesn't involve IKEA furniture.

When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.

important thing to note here is dr oz cites a current american replacement rate of 1.5, which is not true. the american replacement level in 2025 was 1.79. interestingly, the white replacement rate is in fact at 1.5 though

Republicans sure are willing to spend a lot of money to hold someone else's balls.

I think if Trump needs the security of a new ballroom, it's no longer safe to golf.

"This is an important thing to think about."

If I'm not mistaken, Trump needs to deny the Jesus post two more times before the cock crows

Anyone else old enough to remember gas lines and even/odd days?

The United States of America is the ONLY Nation on earth who's citizens are permitted to have guns SPECIFICALLY in order to rise up against an Authoritarian government and yet they choose to do FUCK All 🤔 This is the feeling we have in Europe.

I can’t believe that we’re on the brink of nuking Iran because a smart Black man in a tan suit once made fun of a reality tv host.

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

Dan Rather represents an era when journalism wasn't as polarized into political groups. I miss those days. 😭

What did Cricket know and when did she know it?

#NoKings

Donald Trump is the best argument yet that time travel never gets invented.

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Donald Trump didn't bother to consult Congress when he started his war of choice with Iran… Now, he wants $200 billion to continue this nonsense?! Tell him to go pray for it. 😂

Every single sector needs a strong, downwards pushing public backstop to ensure everyone can get what they need. When that backstop gets removed, prices can soar because there's no longer the chance to say you'll take the bus, go to public school, or find a social housing unit tied to income.

Gas prices are skyrocketing. On the upside, fewer people have jobs to drive to.