christmas creep show

there was a hot moment when tech bros were just obsessed with bbq sauce and olive oil and i want so much to go back

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

remember when we all used to have treehouse of horror-style october twitter usernames. that was fun. we had fun, didn't we?

my take is if you introduce your kids to HP you are saying YOU, my child, will one day have to experience the grief and shame of having supported this, and YOU can do the work of removing HP from your life, because i was not willing to do that work. and that’s deeply, deeply selfish.

i loved coyote vs acme!! i got to watch it in a theatre sitting between a giggling 7yo and an actual lawyer (which could not have been more perfect) but if you need to go with people of different ages or professions i bet you will still have a great time.

Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops

one of the wildest “did i dream that in a fever or was that really the plot of that movie” movies

week four of invisalign and it has significantly decreased my enjoyment of life.

This book is so complicated. I feel like I get a lot of cultural osmosis about it being a romance, and the romance is very memorable, but this whole thing is about a whole network of families navigating a Missing Stair abuser conundrum.

if people say nice things about lindsey graham my new response is “i doubt that will give him comfort in hell”

a VERY drunk woman at karaoke grabbed my shoulder and said “HEATHER! I GOT THE JOB!!” i, a person who does not know this woman and am not named heather, hugged her and said “oh my god im so proud of you!! you deserve it!!!” congrats to her, who we then gave two glasses of water and walked her home.

Not actually the 4th of July but I think this Swan Boy is spiritually the 4th of July swanboy.com/comic/the-si...

chugging a tall boy not because i’m a party animal but because i need to get my Invisalign back in

aw hell yeah got the annual @knaveofcups.com Pride drop email. the gay honmoon is restored for another year.

processing #makeaterriblecomicday2026

bi-annual reminder that if your response to an area experiencing extreme, unprecedented weather is “where i live, this happens all the time and we handle it fine!” that is not solidarity, it just makes you sound like a dumb asshole

"The level of effort is so low that we consider it spam" is a great rule to have against AI content

sheepstealer

unintentional Portland-niche bang bang of visiting the creepy unlit corners of City Liquidators, and then going to see Backrooms

if you saw Backrooms and thought “i love Chiwetel Ejiofor and i wish he did more projects where he was driven mad by liminal spaces” may I suggest the audiobook of Susanna Clarke’s Piranesi

cube of perfect anger

When you see the story about how the world now has its first trillionaire, and when you see the story about how laboratories in Congo have run out of supplies to test for Ebola, it is important to understand that in many ways these are the same story.

scattered and foggy

pretty sure this is a costume option for voldo in soul calibur 2

Anthony Stewart Head will always be a real one for this. RIP www.thepinknews.com/2019/12/20/a...

if you like mushroom horror and are ok with body horror and sex in books, you might read and enjoy this one. but we (points at you, points at me) must never speak of this book. if you see me give it five stars, no you didn’t. mind your business.

if you saw Backrooms and thought “i love Chiwetel Ejiofor and i wish he did more projects where he was driven mad by liminal spaces” may I suggest the audiobook of Susanna Clarke’s Piranesi

happy pride

Yesss

do you ever wish you could text your dad in heaven

difficulty scheduling the follow-up session is also true to its inspirations

Animation by @VenturiaStudios* #penciltest #sakuga #genga #2danimation