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fuuuuck dude they just cut the carian knight program at raya lucaria 😭😭 im gonna have to major in glintstone sorcery now fuck my lifeeeee 😭😭😭😭

i was right in the sweet spot age for the HP books AND movies; i did the bookstore campouts, the midnight premieres, the cosplays, everything. i had a whole community and friends around it and my god it SUCKS to have lost it all. but we did!! it's gone!!!!! that's it!!!!!! this is not complicated!!!

Lol. Lmao.

Authentic OSR is from the Barrier Peaks region of france, otherwise it's just Sparkling Retro.

The thing about romantasy and smut is, I've read "I roved out in search of truth and love" and "Alfie" so there's really no excuse for being the writing being shit. Hell "Vice & Violence" is basically just porn and it's got better world building, plot, jokes, and prose than ACOTAR.

Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices. If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.

Me: I wish the die hard Harry Potter fan would read a book. Any other book. Monkey's paw curls Everyone: have you read dungeon Crawler Carl yet?

This summer, time is running out for a man, a cylinder, and the tube he got it stuck inside of.

Applying for jobs and so far I have been asked to 1) pay money to finish submitting my application And 2) Download the app for the website that the application was hosted on as that's the only way they will be scheduling interviews So yeah, this world is beyond saving. Time to kill myself

Dungeon crawling but it's like, going into the Internet that's dead and full of bots and AI shit and it's to recover lost media in a world full of nothing but AI slop. Like I guess a Ready Player One, but good.

The Imperial System of measures chart makes a kickass mega dungeon

Tomodachi life and Blaseball not sharing overlapping hype is a tragedy.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Am I crazy or do people actually believe the Oscars mean something and they have to defend liking the things they like because a bunch of faceless out of touch old people didn't validate their feelings on Hollywood politics and art. Go find your local art house theater and support them.

Discovering Leslie Fish died is a weird bittersweet thing. Her music meant a lot to me, then I found out later in life she became a right wing nut job transphobe. Seen a lot of people say she's died twice now and I feel that's probably accurate.

Fearow T. Agnew

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

Anyone who is part of the federal government who is not doing everything in their power to stop this administration, regardless of the assumed cost to normalcy or career, is a coward and a collaborator.

they've taken your demands for justice and abolition and turned it into a demand for more funding and a deeper integration into our society. Nobody in government is entertaining the idea of getting rid of ICE and anything you do to try and force them will be rerouted into more funds, more guns.

The thing is, it feels like calling does absolutely nothing. Call them and what? Complain to an intern while these fuckers are off doing god knows what? Just feels like more hollow "vote the bad shit away" rhetoric when what needs to be done can't be said.

There's like, maybe three ttrpg designers out there that don't set off my "something is fucky about you and I'm just waiting for.that show to drop" sense. Haven't been wrong yet, just seems to be a when not an If with most people.

It's happening! www.kickstarter.com/projects/unw...

Polygon writer who has only played D&D, playing his second rpg: Getting some serious D&D vibes from this game

Hello! If you don't know me, I make TTRPGs, fiction, soundtracks, and adventures. From solo horror to dungeon crawls to folk horror advent calendars. 60+ products live now at https://loottheroom.itch.io

I think we just got to stop letting two dudes with a name that start with D writing TV shows.

I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

I would argue that my liking the game-that-actually-exists-in-the-text is meaningfully different to the people who like an imaginary version of D&D that isn't supported by the text of the game. I would even argue that only liking the imaginary version of the D&D means you don't /really/ like D&D.

a new ttrpg kickstarter has hit your feed. it's the new cozy ghiblicore 5e hack made by the racism brothers and the promotional material is their devlog (podcast) where they complain about when enemy combatants are whole people with interior lives. 75 dollar embossed hardcover

The team behind Obojima not only don’t care about Ghibli outside of the aesthetic, they also fully do not understand it. They’re either complete buffoons or actively bad people and the truth likely lies in the middle. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrt9XWWk/

Seeing Hundreds of Beavers for the first time in a packed theater, seeing Free Fire as the only person in the theater, every showing of House I've been to, seeing The Lighthouse very drunk, then sober, then drunk again.

Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from,

I have written a new blog about what an OSR is. I am told there is a lot of discourse about this, but am confident that this should settle the matter once and for all. thegardenbelow.blot.im/what-is-an-osr

RIP March Masksness Twitter community, you would have loved Dispatch.

holy HECK I cannot wait to brag about the amazing artists we have joining us for Swords Without Master, folks, goodness GRACIOUS I am HYPED! UP! FOR! SWORDS! *cough* ...thus it behooves me to implore you to stay tuned here for all the news: www.kickstarter.com/projects/unw...