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"Do you know the entire barrel of whiskey, in the Costco window?" "Jesus mister"

*Tosses a coin* "Run and get me a handle of Jack Daniels and keep the change for yourself"

Does Katy Tur celebrate whiskey Friday?

Thank god I'm Tony

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TGIWFWTD

Tony Dookiepoo

I had gin and watched Netflix but I was there in spirit

Michelangelo is a party dude.

Cheers

very possible i will laugh at this forever and ever

I don't understand the Whiskey Friday concept. Is it like Drunk History, except Tony D reads the news while intoxicated? Does he interview spirit-friendly figures like Jeanine Pirro and Pete Hegesth?

If this is yours, then I’m in awe.

It would really make my day if we were able to Morbius this into existence

Knowing that was Michael Cain's favorite muppet makes this better

My body is ready

Haha

Every day is whiskey friday. He's going to do for whiskey what the Camel News Caravan did for cigarettes back in the 50s.

Nope, but they could tell u whether other people were betting on that. Which isnt the same as odds.

Scrooge is gonna buy the prize tumbler that's twice the size of Tiny Tim.

I think its- do cope il

Proper pronunciation.

🤣

I get the feeling these jokes will outlast his career

Genius of the muppets is that you can immediately imagine that bunny bouncing down the street and that particular muppet's distinct movements. Also, im having a whiskey i honor our bro trony doughkilp