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Obama only has a couple more opportunities to wear his Nobel prize on a thick chain to a campaign event.

Moby Dick and Gnosticism www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVcj...

Add "between my legs" to a movie title: Star Wars: The Force Awakens Between My Legs

You can't afford the tokens to keep up with my skills.

i'm fairly sure the New Aventures of Huckleberry Finn episode "Strange Experiment" is the origin or at least an early instance of this one cue used like a billion times in early Scooby and especially Josie episodes

It's that special time of year when they give the danger-kitties pumpkins to play with at The Wildcat Sanctuary in Sandstone, Minnesota. A much-needed timeline cleanse. 🐯🎃 (📷: wildcatsanctuary.org)

did you guys think this would make him seem less cool somehow or what

STREAMING THIS WEEK: WEDNESDAY: #FFXIV Keyboard Brawler! God-slaying Warrior of Light Aurora Asekhmet takes on her fiercest foe ... touch typing? O.o 7 pm EST @ twitch.tv/the_gneech

The Gneech creates worlds both deep and wide, where unlikely combinations happen a lot. No other group is your 100% ally, but very few groups are your 100% enemy as well. Expect every level of magitech from hunter-gatherer societies to groups beyond the 21st century. Oh, yes -- and kaiju.

Man With Eye Patch In Town For…Business

So much for AI movies

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Rest in Peace Walter Koenig. Thank you for navigating us through the final frontier, for your years of activism, writing, and memorable characters like the joyous Chekov and the sinister Bester. We're forever grateful that you lent your talents to our game. We'll see you again, in the stars.

Welp, Shatner and Takei are the only ones left.

"Donna's Spooky Night" racy commish is now up for the Jungloid tier and above on Patreon! www.patreon.com/the_gneech/p... #AmDrawing #FurryArt #NSFW

#PF2E folks or anyone interested in a #TTRPG campaign: I have one opening for a new game starting this Sunday in a JRPG-inspired world, Sundays 5-9 pm EST. Check out reviews of my GMing at Startplaying.games ^.^ startplaying.games/gm/the-gneech Reply here or poke my other socials if you want in!

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

it is my deepest and most fervent wish that the tech oligarchs suffer consequences for openly allying with fascism the world over maybe we can extradite zuck in 2029

between serbia, brazil, and hopefully november 3, a good reminder: voting works it’s not the end, there’s always work to be done after the vote, but if you want to beat the motherfuckers and keep them out of power: vote your asses off

Mogmaxxing: when you go out and stroke as many cats as possible.

Stepped out of the restaurant with two friends, and a woman yells at us. HER: Hey! What band are you in? US: Eh? HER: What’s the name of your band? KEVIN: We’re not in a band? HER: You’re not? ME: We’re just weirdos. And then she began singing “Creep” at us.

today is your reminder that the 'Guennol Lioness', a proto-Elamite statuette, confirms evidence that humans have been hot for massive furry women since at least 5000ish BCE, contemporary with our invention of the wheel and the first cohesive writing systems

Fuck thys noyse.

I don’t want to startle you, but I think there may be…. furries! On the internet! I know, it sounds crazy!

reckless overuse of catchphrases has led to the invention of the releasephrase

We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.

Got these awesome stickers from @tabbiewolf.bluestripedboxers.com

Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care not for thee Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love [remembir: thou art awesome] Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love

Great stuff from @aoc.bsky.social which, y'know, is not a surprise. www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-4a...

I need a poster/embroidery/sweater/tattoo of this sentiment

Genuinely, the funniest thing I've ever heard about sharks. 🦈

I feel like @bigtig.bsky.social might enjoy this... Turning a bass drum into a bass... banjo? O.o www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwd4...

Please enjoy this song made entirely of singers going "Ow!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9H3...

This is private equity, this is what it does. Buy up businesses, run them into the ground, and rip them apart for short-term profit. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

Tonight's stream is gettin' punted. Got too many scattered things going on!

It would be lovely if the video games industry would let the people who make the games buy food