Spooky Sky-leton 💀

At least one more time into the breach

The REAL question raised by the match: how will City fare in their pair of games next year against Fleetwood and will they have as tough a time putting it in the net as we did today?

@arsenalfc.bsky.social

Day 57 of my daily Olive Garden pasta pass. Walked by the server booth and they’re AI generating pictures of me being killed

We're officially getting our permanent home in 2028! 🏟️ Today, the Omaha City Council voted YES on the development agreement! Read more here: 🔗 www.unionomaha.com/future-home-... #OneMeansAll

[P] The Montresor at the End of This Book

How I'm showing up to Zoom calls now with my Big Ten maps bucket hat

Thinking about talking about men in casual conversation the way conservative male politicians talk about women. "They want to paint me as a sexist, but would a sexist have loved her father? Would a sexist have married a man? I have a brother, you know, as many women do."

I would keep a collection of neat-looking rocks in there

Is Kent Pavelka retiring?

Volunteering at my daughter’s school today and I’m pleased to report that the 3rd graders use “that’s so AI” as a pejorative

it sounds contradictory but it's really not. They say "Protect" bc they see women's sports as a cute charity for little girls rather than legit competitions people care about and strive for. They're always baffled when they show up at women's sports and find people who actually care about the games

Bluesky has four kinds of users

Holy shit. Global fascism got walloped today.

Complete match replay of New Mexico at #Nebraska VB synced to #Husker radio broadcast. Enjoy!

another roughing the passer penalty against the Packers and, hoooo buddy, this one looks like some bullshit

Austin has an in-N-Out now if she wants her only shot at a double double ever

Costco pumpkins’ code is “boobs”

Abdul El-Sayed has yet to disavow my fantasy football team losing

Haven’t seen anyone point out that, for the Ghost Rider announcement, Ryan Gosling was dressed like James Dean in Rebel Without A Cause (a movie where James Dean does not ride a motorcycle), which also means Gosling was dressed as Philip J. Fry.

36 years ago today, October 25, 1990, the original “Treehouse of Horror,” what has become annual tradition from #TheSimpsons, first aired on Fox.

Sad Iowa fans, nice

Anyone else have their autocorrect wig out hard when typing alt text on Bluesky? Not having issues typing anywhere else on this or any other app, but it gets aggressive and overtypes or inserts spaces when typing alt text on photos here for me

audiophiles are like i came as soon as i heard

I stayed at the Bass Pro Pyramid hotel two years ago, because America, so now I get their promotional emails. I want everyone to know about this Winter Escape sale so you, too, can engage in sexual activity inside a Bass Pro Shop without the usual shame associated with it.

Me anytime someone tells me their name