GottaBeLee

Starting up song of the day on here. This is the song I wake up with stuck in my head. Sometimes it's the same for weeks so yeah, that might happen, but some days you get a banger like Poor Wandering One from Pirates of Penzance so there's that.

Do it, this sucks so bad. Mine is scheduled for next week but the flu was faster 😫

I MEAN I WOULD TOO IF I HAD A MASSIVE CARNIVOROUS BEING LURKING BEHIND ME IN THE DARK

Liberals, when you talk about sacrificing trans rights to win elections (which won’t work), what we hear is “oh, what, so now we aren’t allowed to discriminate against ANYBODY!?” Yes. The amount of bigotry you’re allowed to engage in is zero. Fix your hearts or die.

The banality of evil.

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It's a horrible picture but they still make these 😁

He's just a funky lil guy 🥰

I mean we probably should have burned down all Hitlers shit awhile ago

Premie Healthcare. Babies that would never have survived due to premature birth when I was a kid have so much more hope now.

Getting whiplash going from the chilling horror of declaring elected representatives illegitimate to talking about fucking rfk jrs body. Jfc I need to boil my ears

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Me: So what's the strategy until the next election? Democrats: We're going to zoom in on pictures of Trump's bruised hand and post it on social media every day. Me: Uhh okay cool, what else? Universal Healthcare? Investigating corruption? Democrats: We're gonna zoom in real close on that hand.

Vance can sell neither the down-home folksy charm nor the upper-class east coast elite gimmick he tries. Zero charisma and even less self awareness. Id say it's pathetic but it's mostly just forgettable due to the no charisma thing.

Finally, I say this as a therapist...in 1994, eating a Little Caesar's Spaghetti Bucket while listening to Pure Moods would have gotten empirically similar results to a CBT/SSRI combo

i honestly don't trust anyone who isn't Doing Bad

Happy Reptile Awareness Day! 🐍🦎🐢🐊⭐

I can only hope I'm this funny intentionally or not when I hit this age bracket. I have actual tears rn RIP Margaret DUNK IT!

This is because he is a moron.

Abracatabra 🪄✨

Dope they can only kill 49 people per day, thats such a good bargain for what everyone else will get in return! Which is *checks notes* a shittier version of a calendar app

Another older Halloween comic. I lost the old file so I recently had to redraw it, and I had a lot of fun revisiting this.

Taken out by "We are the Dictionary."

this is the reason these questions are asked. it doesn't matter how well el-sayed answers, the media get to write a headline with his name and the muslim brotherhood in it. heated, islamist, implications, criticize, disavow, dual loyalty, scary man bad

It is though

Fully grown and cured 😆 just a lil guy

Two hours at a fast casual place where the manager was a nightmare.

It's butter pecan by leaps and bounds

This makes me irrationally happy. They're looking at a litter box 🤣 I'm mocking up decorations for next year, I think this one gets made

This sounds exactly like a Michael Scott sketch

I cannot express how cool this is!!! 🥹🥹🥰

any interest I could have in AI as something cool (I have been on computer since the 80s, online since the 90s) has been swiftly eclipsed by its corporate purveyors’ strip mining of what I love (writing, reading) and how I love to do it (good labor conditions for all)

DONT YOU FUCKING BESMIRCH THE BEE'S GOOD NAME LIKE THIS YOU GHOULS

I lived in a trailer that had no running water for 5 years as a kid because our house burned down and we couldn't get the well fixed. It's always a bad time to be poor in America but now is worse.

Biggest Girl (dog) and Roof Kitten both like spicy nuggets 🤦‍♀️ how am I to be expected to deal with this? Weirdos