Newt Calkins

Newt Calkins

@graynewt.bsky.social

Adjunct professor of Film and TV specializing in screenwriting. Freelance story analyst since 2010. Award winning short horror screenwriter. Steve Martin fan. Clive Barker stan. Jim Henson man. Progressive lefty with a tendency for angry hyperbole.

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Tonight I’m at an emergency town hall with UMaine United. As a UMaine alum and professor, I’m furious about UMaine’s recent statement about cuts to faculty and staff and am proud to stand in solidarity with my fellow educators, students, staff members, and union siblings. 1/2

I wonder if there's any correlation between this and crackdowns on student protests in the States? Hmmmmmmmm......

Mother Jones@motherjones.com

Serbian strongman Aleksandar Vucic, a nationalist who has cultivated ties to Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin and has downplayed his country’s 1990s war crimes, conceded defeat in elections Sunday to a slate of candidates backed by a student-led anti-corruption movement.

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wow -- a squirming Mike Rogers gets flustered as Kristen Welker points out that while he attacks El-Sayed over the Muslim Brotherhood, *Rogers himself* defended the Muslim Brotherhood during the same period of time that El-Sayed did!

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Replying to @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social

While the entire online right is defending the honor of Cheesecake Factory, Trump is 100% more angry about Clinton’s Liberace joke.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"

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Replying to @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social

<hears a joke bookended on both ends by variations of “what’s with all the gold?”> “This is disparaging people in Arkansas!”

Of course. The Ed Dept Secretary is still embroiled in a lawsuit over sexual abuse of underage wrestling trainees. She has stood by her philandering rapist husband over decades of disgusting harassment, often nationally televised! I cannot stress enough how unqualified Linda McMahon is for her job.

ProPublica@propublica.org

More than 200 complaints regarding sexual violence at schools have been filed with the Education Department since the start of Trump’s second term. The department has investigated only 29 of these, finding fault with a school district only once.

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Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was driving his construction crew to work when an ICE officer shot and killed him in Houston. He wasn’t even the person ICE was looking for. Now Texas voters are leaving their “I Voted” stickers at his memorial. #BlueWaveIn10Days

It is with a heavy heart that I admit I'm slightly disappointed with Taylor Tomlinson's book. It's not her fault, really. I guess I expected it to be mostly comedic essays but it's a lot of earnest discussion of her siblings and the psychological effects of her mother's death and birth order stuff.

This is a fascinating exercise in cognitive dissonance and self-deception. I spent most of my reading nodding one moment and immediately growling in frustration the next. Linda, you're *so close* to getting it!

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Not everything in every American life has to be or should be about their IRA or pension plan or whatever. I want to love what I do. Boiling that down to a paycheck is so demeaning and soul destroying to me. If you care about that, more power to you! But it shouldn't be a fucking govt mandate.

(And look, I get that this isn't a great position for someone who believes in educational labor. I don't suppose my union brothers and sisters would love me saying that I'd be happy with a pittance. In truth I wouldn't! But labor valuation is weird anyway. And I'm making a different point.)

This is a fascinating exercise in cognitive dissonance and self-deception. I spent most of my reading nodding one moment and immediately growling in frustration the next. Linda, you're *so close* to getting it!

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Also worth saying: This is all so fucking depressing, too, because it's just such naked American exceptionalist capitalist propaganda. I didn't study Physics to get rich as a physicist. I thought physics was cool! I didn't study Video Production to be a rich Hollywood filmmaker. I like TV & movies!

I got my MFA in Film because I loved being a TA and loved doing script and creative writing workshops and loved talking to professors and loved the campus environment. I love academia! If I NEVER got offered tenure and scraped by as a broke adjunct for the rest of my fucking life I would die happy.

This is a fascinating exercise in cognitive dissonance and self-deception. I spent most of my reading nodding one moment and immediately growling in frustration the next. Linda, you're *so close* to getting it!

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But those numbers meant nothing! They were averages based on outdated information from the fields in question and couldn't adjust for reality. My academic career, the sole reason to pursue an MFA, has effectively stalled out. And that's largely because of post-COVID enrollment flattening.

Just one of many annoying aspects of her speech. Yes, school is too expensive! Oh, you blame woke? Yes, degrees don't bring in the kind of compensation they promise! Oh, you're ignoring the job market and corporate greed? Yes, states used to offer free college! Oh, nothing about GOP defunding them?

This is a fascinating exercise in cognitive dissonance and self-deception. I spent most of my reading nodding one moment and immediately growling in frustration the next. Linda, you're *so close* to getting it!

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But those numbers meant nothing! They were averages based on outdated information from the fields in question and couldn't adjust for reality. My academic career, the sole reason to pursue an MFA, has effectively stalled out. And that's largely because of post-COVID enrollment flattening.

(Not that it would matter if I WAS teaching since my last position was contingent, as would be anything else I got or am likely to get if I was/am lucky. And contingent faculty DONT MAKE THE NUMBERS MY LOANS WERE BASED ON.)

This is a fascinating exercise in cognitive dissonance and self-deception. I spent most of my reading nodding one moment and immediately growling in frustration the next. Linda, you're *so close* to getting it!

I want to specifically call out the tools she talks about to determine potential salaries. Bullshit. Utter, steaming piles of useless bullshit. Those are just a form of prediction, which is incredibly fallible. And based on averages, which are entirely unreliable. Also: they already existed.

McMahon is acting like this information was unavailable to student borrowers before Trump. Lie! I had access to that information in 1995 when I decided to be a Physics major (I failed, btw). I had access to it in 1998 when I decided to try Video Production. I had access when I applied for my MFA.

Dismantle ICE.

Gillian Brockell@gillianbrockell.com

HOLY SHIT. In a sworn statement yesterday, an ICE agent told a federal judge that an ICE flight to Equatorial Guinea had been cancelled and so couldn't be used to bring Ahmed Soliman back to the United States. The plane just landed in Equatorial Guinea. prospect.org/2026/10/23/t...

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Replying to @evanurquhart.bsky.social

Rowling *never* writes about women’s rights, workplace discrimination or the threats to women from predatory men. I tracked her posts for five months: Well over 200 hateful transphobic smears. Not a single post about women’s actual concerns or needs None

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“As Omar noted in the interview, the Homeland Security Investigations agents would actually have more access to information related to her emigration and naturalization at their office than they could possibly find at her home.”

Wonkette@wonkettemedia.bsky.social

Man, We Are Not Freaked Out Enough By What The Feds Are Doing To Ilhan Omar www.wonkette.com/p/man-we-are... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social

Jesse Singal is a piece of shit enabler of hate mushmouthing his bigotry because Dawkins is being a more mask-off asshole.

Toby Buckle@polphilpod.bsky.social

every now & then someone on the anti-trans side will get cold feet about how openly ugly it's all getting—they want to keep the image of a nice, sensible centrist but it's never enough for them to get off the train

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A legitimate president would answer reporters’ questions instead of demanding they identify what outlet they’re from and then hurling insults at them. But a criminal who ran for president to avoid going to prison would act the way Trump acts.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

😳 WOMAN REPORTER: Do sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sex abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?

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I have been praying for this kind of pushback from Democrats against Elon Musk for a long time now and I am thrilled that the Talarico camp is leaning into it. Light. Him. Up.

Team Talarico@teamtalaricohq.bsky.social

NEW AD: Have you seen these anti-Talarico attack ads? Elon Musk paid for nearly all of them. The world's first trillionaire knows if he drags the most corrupt politician in Texas across the finish line, Ken Paxton will owe him everything. Elon Musk: Texas is not for sale.

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What if we didn't accept any of this as normal and just imprisoned every tech bro and billionaire and dissolved every private equity fund and used all the money to provide unlimited housing and food and energy for everyone?

Jason Koebler@jasonkoebler.bsky.social

wrote about "Black October," the PHP vulnerability, and the AI-fueled dread and panic I'm seeing among almost all of the cybersecurity experts I've ever known. I think people w/ LLMs are brute forcing software the same way they brute forced social media w/ slop www.404media.co/php2shell-bl...

You can't blame the guy for defending his teammate on the National Rape Apology Team.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social

OHIO GUV: Republican Vivek Ramaswamy is airing a disgusting ad featuring Amy Acton’s estranged mother who stayed with her second husband after he was indicted for sexually abusing young Amy. Trump immediately defended the mother.

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Gov. Bill Lee’s voucher scam, which will divert $1.3B of public dollars to private schools in the next five years, was spared by the GOP’s rigged chancery court process. Public schools receive less state 💰 per student. Under Republicans, TN’s public schools have the worst per capita funding in 🇺🇸

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Fellow WA voters, let's bury this. I can't imagine any parent wants to subject their child to this vile "examination."

Doctors and nurses are voicing their objections. I-638 would require EVERY girl who wants to participate in sports to go through biological sex verification. That means expensive, invasive, and utterly gross examinations. Protect our kids and let them play. Vote NO on I-638

But I thought we won?

MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦@maks23.bsky.social

🇺🇸‼️ The U.S. is quietly withdrawing troops from bases in Jordan, Qatar and Kuwait while reducing diplomatic staff across the Middle East amid threats from Iran, - NBC News

Please let any one of *many* Congresspeople who want some knock this apartheid apologist piece of shit on his stupid ass. Except we all know he'd have some hired goon do his fighting for him.

Scott Horton@robertscotthorton.bsky.social

Threatening physical harm or injury against members of Congress because of their performance of their duties is a felony under US law, 18 USC § 351. Elon Musk could easily be prosecuted for what he has done. But he won't be. After all, the US government is in his pocket

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Translation: If the government turns on him, he's finished.

The Editorial Board@editorialboard.bsky.social

"Almost none of his net worth is held in cash. Nearly all of it is **unrealized equity** in companies he still runs, and he draws no salary. His wealth is not money he extracted and stored. It is the market’s estimate of promises he hasn’t yet kept." fortune.com/2026/06/23/e...

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Fuck it, fine. Let'a close the entire game industry. Why the fuck not at this stage?

I understand why it is the case but goddammit, it is incredibly frustrating to look for film teaching jobs and EVERY fucking school is looking for, basically, industry burnouts. Everyone wants faculty with years of experience in the industry. But... most of those folks don't have a terminal degree.

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It's not because of a talent question, at least not for me and a lot of others. It's a matter of not having to scrape by in office jobs or temp work to make rent. I was working on a studio lot and writing script coverage at night. Finding time or opportunity to pitch... Man, I dunno.

And I'm sure there are dozens or hundreds of assholes who will/would immediately jump down my throat about grindset mentality. To which I say: Get bent.

I understand why it is the case but goddammit, it is incredibly frustrating to look for film teaching jobs and EVERY fucking school is looking for, basically, industry burnouts. Everyone wants faculty with years of experience in the industry. But... most of those folks don't have a terminal degree.

And I look at the compensation and it's relatively minor compared to what the kinds of people they want would make in their "day jobs". Obviously those positions get filled but it makes me wonder how on earth they do. What's the deliberation process? Obviously I'm grouchy about it. I *have* the MFA.

I have teaching experience. If you don't consider industry success, I'm a good candidate! But I never sold a script or worked on a set or in a writers room and it wasn't for lack of talent. L.A. is *expensive* and I needed to get a job, ANY job. This is the real reason for nepo baby discourse.