Greg Kelly

Both were epically and joylessly pre-prepared and derivative of Jack Buck’s likely spontaneous call in 1987

I went to a maudlin ceremony and a ballgame broke out

Pat McAfee shouldn't be on tv every day. He should be the guy from college you assume is dead now when in actuality he just works for his dad and was ordered by a judge to delete his Instagram.

Only the WNBA is to blame for playing their championship on a weekday afternoon

Tonight’s home plate umpire, Jim Wolf, was also behind the plate there for Carlos Zambrano’s no-hitter v. Houston

Gopher defender pointing finger at teammate before play is over

IU wins in Ann Arbor for the first time in my lifetime 

When is the college football trade deadline?

I lol’d

RIP neighborhood play

Day game after a night game for the old coot — might have trouble a second time though the order 

Looks like he died tbh

Super Bears Super Bowl

Just give her life in prison, fuck

There you have it — plan the parade, Brewers’ fans (and I know you’re out there)

I hope he comes here and drops dead on stage

RIP Walt Finnerty

Nothing could’ve prepared me for her final statement

Thunder?

Ohtani looks like late-career Jason Heyward up there

I don’t gamble, I do prediction markets - some degenerate somewhere, to anyone

this. Some people root for scorigami, I root for ties.

Coach died for this? Who you crappin’?

I struggle, you podcast

Meanwhile PJ didn’t quite get the boat portaged to the Tippecanoe

Greedy Petey

Too bad the Twins aren’t hosting Game 5 tonight the weather here is perfect for October baseball

Pat Fitzgerald is a clown and a coaching mediocrity

Instead of health insurance, I just place a monthly Kalshi bet that I'll get a major illness.

Fire Cignetti

This was must-see TV Sunday nights and Johnny Morris is a legend too #Coach youtu.be/JEYUFJcbmeI?...

October™️

Nothing quieter than a full ballpark when the home team is losing

If public executions are good for the goose…

Call it a double

Jane, stop this crazy thing!

Bush-league psych out stuff, to use the phrase

I am an enthusiastic and longtime backer of the concept of benevolent dictator my single caveat is that it can only work if I were said benevolent dictator

Keep the glove down

What Rock IS right about is the paucity of nuance among the people that read a headline and then dunk ponderously like the rest of us, he’s the product of his relationships

plague

Super Bears Super Bowl

He brought kids to the presser because he knows it was a tainted win

That’s a crazy ground rule

is this something Strauss can solve? what do they do don't answer that I don't want to find out

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