Jonathan Grynspan

Swift Testing now supports Embedded Swift! #swift #swifttesting #embeddedswift forums.swift.org/t/preview-em...

This candy is somehow, inexplicably, a universal core memory of millennial Jews.

Ah, I see they're finally admitting the death of Republican senator _hwaaaaaaaa_!?

@misterabk.bsky.social My good and great friend—when are you touring in Canada!?

Dookie is now easy-listening Adult Contemporary they play at the pharmacy… if you were wondering.

Oh shit my code went to the Moon!

Oh my god. The plot of The 7th Guest is just Spooky Willy Wonka.

Coax in wall goes… nowhere? Previous owners what the hell did you do

Look I don't know if anybody is still playing Wordle, but: 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Bold choice, grocery store, playing "Tears" by Sabrina Carter.

The Swift Performance team isn’t *my* team, but they’re in my hallway. Or in London if you’d prefer. They’re looking for an engineer who’s not afraid of optimizers. jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail...

The French _semaine_ ("week") is just a sloppy pronunciation of _sept matins_ ("seven mornings", from Latin _septimana_) and this vexes me.

The biggest issue is that, contrary to what many people who really should know better say, space is a bad place to vent heat. It is very hard to vent heat in near-vacuum. You may have heard that space is cold but "cold" is a very counterintuitive idea in an environment without much matter.

Snowed in at the in-laws for an extra day. 🫠

Any great managers following me and looking to switch gigs? :-) work with compilers and tools with my team. London based! jobs.apple.com/en-us/details/...

There's something aesthetically pleasing about porting code to a new OS and getting it green in CI. And then there's OpenBSD. github.com/swiftlang/sw...

"Gotye and Similar Artists" Music app, you grossly misunderstand the situation here.

This team is central to the Swift OSS experience. And it's in Canada!

Great opportunity for someone keen on software quality to join the team at Apple in Ottawa working on fun devtools! jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail...

The only correct use of generative AI is to make Odo from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine sing Les Poissons from The Little Mermaid.

Want to come help us build Swift Testing and XCTest? WELL NOW YOU CAN. jobs.apple.com/en-ca/detail...

As is tradition: youtu.be/KBXsx1ZHgg0

Nobody: COM in Swift: `pointee.lpVtbl.pointee`

My team at Apple is currently hiring for a role that focuses on compiler tools and infrastructure. If you’re interested in this opportunity, please take a look at the job posting here: jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail... #llvm #swiftlang

I think Ai chatbots passing the Turing test is impressive, in the same way that a magician passing a coin through a solid oak table is impressive. But the thing is, magicians can't actually pass coins through tables; their skill is in making it seem that they can.

*me, telling my wife who works in a courthouse, about today's story*

*quietly* what does "pro se" mean

Six timed cooks in a row, each too short to bring the food past room temperature, until the sixth one overshoots and turns my queso into lava hotter than the surface of Venus.

In case you're wondering what it's like to live this far north: it's 9PM and the sun's still up.

Oh you thought I was done with exit tests? forums.swift.org/t/pitch-capt...

This is so wrong it swings around to actually being right.

Lots of great Swift content coming soon, starting with What's New in Swift with @hborla.bsky.social and @tshortli.bsky.social developer.apple.com/videos/play/... #swift #swiftlang #wwdc

Hey folks, what's new in America these d—omfg

To my sudden influx of new followers: why…?

As the Swift ecosystem grows, we're adding a steering group to help us all coordinate efforts around package and tool development. More here: forums.swift.org/t/announcing...

Imagine this with a hostile political party that wants to ban your marriage and which wins every other major election. 😶

For both our kids, every medical professional involved in the event told us not to bother with the ointment. 🤷🏻‍♂️

*flashbacks intensify*

@yesternaut.bsky.social this you

That screaming sound you hear? That's me, screaming, waiting for the election results.

Noorden's war fries.

Majid's blog is full of well-written articles on different aspects of Swift. Here's a quick look at one of the new features in Swift 6.1 for test scoping...

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