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Wild that in 2026 the NFL doesn't show a replay of a penalty that happens away from the ball.

Locking in* for the Eagles game *Putting on a scrooge style nightcap and pajamas and preparing to go to bed at halftime when the Eagles have failed to convert a single first down against a defense that PFF has rated as "dog shit."

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

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I always thought it was "slight of ham," "bacon breath," "lo and be-ham," "(pork)butt naked," brass pork chops," "free loin," and "ham the line."

It is, indeed, buck naked. We're having a party.

"It's me! Freddy Cougar!"

This is my new favorite CyberSmith one

He just doesn't have the polling prediction juice any more.

Someone tried to explain the Jack White Megan White White Stripes thing to Trump and he got confused and racist, I bet.

Nice try James Madison, I outweigh you by 100 lbs and live in an era where we discovered the concept of kicking, you're toast if you step up to me and we drop our halos and throw down.

is it bad when the scale for your approval rating chloropleth goes from +10 to -80

They should make a database of everyone who gets mad at a post like this and permanently strip them of their driver’s license

We should expand this "if you're doing an antisocial behavior it's because your dick is little" from urinal splashing to other areas. Playing video on your phone in public with no headphones? Because your genitals are unimpressive. Not using your turn signals? We know it's because of your bad penis.

I wonder if the best ever death metal band from at town ever plays shows around Halloween

You can tell he has a life changingly good handshake.

Which sketch comedy show is gonna release a commercial where an AI Pete Rose is shilling for one of these "prediction market" companies that no one will realize is a joke?

I did guess that, I did guess he had nun chucks.

Uh, how long have people been feeling bad after getting their flu shot/COVID booster this year? I just realized that the next time I don't have a day with at least an hour of vigorous exercise scheduled is October 31st, and I suspect that would be a bad day to feel gross.

Eagles IR list probably has more talent than the Cardinals

Debating whether I can play Nick Lutsko's Where Have the Gremlins Gone for my spin class, which has a family friendly requirement for music. Specifically, is "We could have had Gremlins 6, and Gremlins 7 Instead we got covid and 9/11" ok to play loudly while telling people to add more resistance?

Michael Tracey puts more effort into his physical appearance than he does into his intellectual claims.

Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

Toad did not coach an NFC East team.

I live in the south, it isn't even apple picking season yet.

Turned the game off because it was over, I'm good, right?

Bluesky is a sports app

Honestly kinda like petulant Trevor Lawrence

Ron Torbert and crew

Who is this Dave Pasch and why do they need a third guy in the booth to just repeatedly say the NFL didn't fuck up when they did in fact, pull a Kash Patel and screw the pooch.

Hurts in the sideline trying to explain the concept of pass blocking to the O-line like Christopher Walken explaining the idea of the Tooth Fairy in The Rundown.

They should have brought NFL refs over to England instead of trying to explain to soccer refs how American football works over the last week.

Jihaad Campbell has to change that number

I love Werewolves of London, but you can't play it as a going to commercial stinger and also as the coming back from halftime music.

They should have brought NFL refs over to England instead of trying to explain to soccer refs how American football works over the last week.

Hearing Kelce sound exhausted by Nick's antics does feel like it tells you something about his last couple of years with the team.

SHOW THE PLUS SIZED AUSTINS POWER AGAIN you cowards

Don't tush push because the center and guard are new, maybe also don't run with the third string RB behind the center who has never played an NFL game?

Interesting listening to the crowd in London, just making a lot of noise that doesn't seem especially related to the action on the field. Maybe they're showing replays on a screen in the stadium?

Not a great sign that Jake Majors isn't capable of lining up legally.