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My horror webcomic Brandish relaunches on 1/15! Pages will now debut at patreon.com/collinlafleur before showing up at theholderstrilogy.com a month later. The new release schedule is the 1st and 15th of every month. And, to drum up support, I'll be reposting the entire comic so far here on bsky!

Frankenstein? Adam? The Monster? Viktor Jr? Whatever you call it, I'm the cadaver amalgamation of your dreams!

mfw the costume party is tomorrow

Cracked an ice cube with a spoon and it turned into a little Mt Fuji

Thrift store magic! Turned a used copy of the Legacy Clank! board game, and a copy of Dead of Winter with missing pieces, into the first all-in-one-box prototype of my board game ZomBnB!

Stream Lake Shore Drive now!

Help I had a very mundane, realistic seeming dream where there was a $9,000 deposit in my checking account out of the blue and didn’t realize it was a dream until checking my balance today.

Dragon taking flight over the neighborhood

If only the Effective Altruists had stuck to malaria prevention and SF polycules, instead of intentionally trying to make Rokos Basilisk by stealing all human expression.

The orb is anti-ai so I guess I’ll stan the green, veiny orb.

The cool thing about most of the planet making fun of America for being barbaric and paying people for blood donations is that most countries can’t keep up with demand on donations alone and buy American blood. Incentivizing people to save lives globally? The absolute horror.

Help I made one very specific point on Bluesky and now I’m getting yelled at about stuff I didn’t even remotely say.

Talking to neurotypical people is like talking to the fae. And I’m pretty sure they feel the same about talking to neurodivergent people. Wasted four HOURS at work because no one would answer ONE question I had. Someone said they’d do it themself, instead of answering me, and then did it WRONG!?

Iran war might lead to regime change after all

I’m a free speech absolutist, but if you insult my blorbo online you deserve the death penalty.

Imagine being this guy, trying to figure out how to say it’s okay to threaten all trans people with death as long as you don’t threaten an individual trans person with death.

I never thought about how INSANELY loud it is going to be if drone deliveries ever take off at scale. Just a hundred thousand high pitched WWWHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNs crossing every city, flying past your windows to your neighbors doors.

I came in a suit to a midwest funeral at a pizza parlor because there was no dress code, but I could just unbutton a lil to be comfortable with everyone. It's so much easier to take stuff off than put stuff on you don't have.

An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?

I have a well-balanced diet; balanced on the precipitous notion that caffeine is a core food group.

Every sign tells a story…

Isn't it neat how Time Magazine will write a 6 page article about all of the genetic freak mutations that make Michael Phelps the best swimmer on the planet, but then cis women get barred from sports for having too much testosterone? Genetic diversity is celebrated in men's sports, but not women's.

Everyone is flipping out about the huge wasp population this year, and I’m over here shoulder deep in them just chilling.

As a New Yorker who was here that day and who is really, really trying to avoid anniversary coverage this year--and who remembers his famous call in from ACROSS TOWN where he said he now had the tallest building in NYC--I am so enraged by this I think I temporarily went blind.

Ohohoho and I automated it too so I just have to put in my sales data and it spits out what products sell better and how much money per unit I’m getting, gross and net.

It’s a good day. (I’m autistic and found another reason to make a spreadsheet for myself.)

FULLY ANIMATED EPISODE 1 IS OUT NOWWWW 🌟 youtu.be/6_7L80WaIuU?...

hoo boy my preventative, out-patient eye surgery is still gonna cost me $2.3k

The morning light on my beautifully messy garden was just perfect today

Inside me there are two wolves and one of the wolves is a giant centipede that gurgles goo.

When I was 10 and we first got Napster I wanted to download Blitzkrieg Bop. However, I was unfamiliar with the concept of covers and downloaded about forty versions of it from various bands.

068: less compressed version

I live in Wisconsin, which lost abortion access after the end of Roe v Wade. Told my cousin I hoped her daughter didn't die from an ectopic pregnancy. She said she could afford to take her daughter to a state it was legal. These ghouls don't have morals, they just want to control poor people.

The fully animated and colored ‘Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl’ pilot by @kianamai.bsky.social will release next Friday, September 4th.

It's just a part of my regular spoken language, my guy.

I started my salsa charity 5 years ago, and today was the first time I've done some active charity work myself. Typically, I just sell salsa to raise money for other charities. But, I taught a dozen kids in Milwaukee's poorest neighborhood how to make salsa, and sent them all home with chips n salsa

It’s incredible, the MCU has created the same conditions that make superhero comics an impenetrable fog that new people struggle to join into.

My mom (now) treats me better than my brothers after 5 years no contact. Took a hard lesson for her to learn a modicum of interpersonal responsibility.

What happens when you ask a computer to average out all visual media to make a food truck sign? Every food truck has the exact same sign… No alt text, you don’t need it it’s just ugly, almost identical, genAI signs of food.

We honestly don't witness very many situations in 2026 where the good guys don't just win, but they windmill dunk on evil and make it very funny at the same time.