Haz

Haz

@hazardfox.bsky.social

Home of a fox (and also stripy hyena and werewolf) - posts about many different topics. Might be NSFW so 🔞 AI bullshit blocked on sight. Butlerian Jihad now.

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being forced to take some mandatory training at work by one of our clients and of course one of the sections is “AI is so amazing everyone should use AI” with a video containing several people blowing smoke up its arse

one of my colleagues keeps abbreviating Microsoft’s Company Portal with its initials and I can’t tell him to stop because he’s not terminally online like I am and it will just be weird

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my bedroom now has a window that doesn’t close properly and a radiator that is falling off the wall (seems like the people who installed it just drilled into very weak plaster, i put my elbow on it and it came off) fun.

and now the radiator is leaking why is it fucking everywhere I go something has to break??? i lived with a leaking ceiling growing black mould for a good part of 2 years in the same house, and now I’m in a different room this shit happens

It will be my civic duty to introduce more people to Buckfast at NFC People are either terrified or enthralled by it and there’s no inbetween

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"There is no better way to do this", says furry convention which has an absolute shitshow of a registration process every year

today’s an absolute write off, woke up extremely anxious and work is really doing its best to try to make me lash out at someone who doesn’t deserve it. team lead tried to make me give up my last WFH day until the 13th as well but i booked a flu vaccine appointment which worked

If anyone’s still looking (people I know relatively well preferred) I have a room booked already on the cheap, but open to changing plans if needed, just hmu

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✨RAFFLE TIME✨ Thank you for 2k followers! Where did y’all come from!? 🎨Win 1 Portrait/ Headshot 🎨 To participate: -Follow, repost and reply to this with your character; -Ends in 48 hours; -AI pics are disqualified Good luck to everyone!

Like damn is it that serious?? I literally get notifications from them sending the goddamn messages in the first place, if they’re trying to get me to read their messages faster it’s actually having the opposite effect. Don’t be a bitch

I’d still be a fox :P I chose to be one because of the urban foxes of London

alyaza ΘΔ@alyazabirze.bsky.social

here's a fun question for you: what would your fursona be if it had to an animal that *actually lives in your area*? hard mode: no domesticated animals with a consequentially global range--that would mean, for example, canid and ungulate species have to be species actually found in the wild

the other day my boss asked me if I’d considered getting a job “stacking shelves” and I’m thinking about it now why in the hell did he say that, am I that useless?

So, I have a general question after my flight home today: Do people particularly care if someone jumps the passport check queue if a last call has been put out for their flight? Asking for myself, because a last call for boarding was put out while I was stuck waiting in the passport check queue

The EF journey starts now, so I guess I can add it to my name (I’m staying in a hotel near Heathrow tonight so there’s little to no risk of me missing my flight tomorrow morning)