Andy H

Andy H

@hbts.bsky.social

I’ll bring it down a thousand notches if I have to

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Andy H
@hbts.bsky.social

I think the Stevie Lindsey stuff is mostly a work like they say in wrestling but when YouTube puts this video on I never skip it

Andy H
@hbts.bsky.social

Unfortunately, we're going to have to require a license to use this kind of linguistic formation. Or an outright ban is also fine.

Andy H
@hbts.bsky.social

Tbh it's the author's fault for putting the quote in the article because instead of being illustrative, everyone is thinking "wait, they're NOT mad? Or they ARE mad?!?"

Andy H
@hbts.bsky.social

every article about John Galliano being cancelled or rehabilitated or re canceled or re rehabilitated is accompanied by a picture of the clearly wasted and sweaty dirtbag at some fashion party.

Andy H
@hbts.bsky.social

John you need to attend some events when you’re not totally blitzed so that they can have a nice picture of you on file!

Andy H
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The NYT is genuinely unable to do straight news reporting on stories that are politics-adjacent. Does this no-citation paragraph belong in a news story?

Andy H
@hbts.bsky.social

Nobody buys sedans any more but I just saw a BMW 7 series and they STILL haven't got the back end right. It's been like 25 years! Come on man.

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Jeff
@gojeffgo.com

ZZ Top Fun Fact: Ironically, drummer Frank Beard is the only member who does not enjoy frankfurters.

Andy H
@hbts.bsky.social

I’m going to get little cards printed up that say “Christine McVie is a criminally underrated songwriter” and then I won’t have to speak at all.

Andy H
@hbts.bsky.social

Checking in with the National Post and the level of derangement over there is pretty amazing. They're so desparate to blame things on the Liberals that a standard negotiating tactic that everyone knows *that also happens to be true* is "astonishing."

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Andy H
@hbts.bsky.social

There's no partisan valence here, at all! Pierre Poilievre would be doing exactly the same thing! There's a whole building of people on Sussex Drive who came up with this strategy. It's tough to be an editorial writer but you have to at least *try* to make sense.

Andy H
@hbts.bsky.social

Checking in with the National Post and the level of derangement over there is pretty amazing. They're so desparate to blame things on the Liberals that a standard negotiating tactic that everyone knows *that also happens to be true* is "astonishing."

Andy H
@hbts.bsky.social

The National Post buying a car: "They said they had to talk to the manager to see if they could get a better deal. I find this astonishing!"

Andy H
@hbts.bsky.social

It will always drive me crazy that people have just adopted realtor language. "We looked at 12 homes last week." No you didn't! It's a HOUSE. You sound like a rube.

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tinybaby
@tiny.baby

I have a small confession which is that when I read a menu and see (gf) next to something I still read it as being for your girlfriend

Andy H
@hbts.bsky.social

I try not to post about my worst opinions but wtf is going on with this. I don't even understand what they were going for here.

Andy H
@hbts.bsky.social

I saw a girl with a Charli XCX bag the other day and realized I'm losing whole years now. You could tell me that brat summer was last year or 2011 and I'd believe you.