headass 🐀

never kill yourself

private key leak

every time i have an issue with KDE now i just say "they hit konqi with a hammer. they gave him a konqussion"

yeah yeah fuck you too

okay first off, rude

this is up there with iCloud and microsoft's "stay logged in" for the top ten lies

fun fact! EVERY SINGLE TIME i have gotten into the fast lane since the crash, the same thing has nearly happened. someone rapidly slows down for zero reason. every. single. time. the first time was in the exact same *place* too

Fuck yeah bro, For You page

the last remaining component from my original computer in 2019, a 2TB Seagate SSHD, finally died on me. suddenly and without warning, unfortunately. no power at all, even the debug/factory serial interface is dead. welp, RIP to my downloads folder, old clips archive, and probably a few other things.

saw a waymo all the way down in old torrance

saw Resident Evil (2026) great movie, highly recommend. cannot say much more even if i tried. this isn't a kojima-style "less is worse" i'm just at a loss for words.

for two glorious years in 2012-2013 the wii u was caught up for cross platform releases and we got to see how the fuck normal videogame developers tried to make their wii u version lucrative. no other generation could've created black ops 2 in its full fidelity entirety with wiimote controls.

macos users be like "no its fine that u cant quit apps, you just install Quitly" & u go to quitly .com & it costs $3.99 a month

I've been wanting a Radeon VII for a while now, and after coming across a decent excuse and a great deal, i finally picked one up! still one of the best looking graphics cards ever made.

I bet the fruit fly brain could post better than the bottom %25 of bluesky users

managed to pull off the pixlas mod on my mac pro without blowing anything up! time to ruin the occasion by playing the Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare Open Beta, which is still open to this day, and has a mac port!

vk::DeviceLostError cause: We Threw It In The Fucking Creek !!!

HOLY SHIT OK TOYOTA *DID* MAKE MEANINGFUL CHANGES DURING THE SECOND GEN I'VE WANTED THIS FOR SO LONG, DIDN'T KNOW MY NEW ONE HAD IT

insane macOS 15.7.3 bug

why are you GREEN

ninth and tenth :( oops

5

I can stop any time i want

bouncing on it crazy style

dumb ass problems require dumb ass solutions

it's For You dawg it's lit

Avicii: Ohhhhh Sometimes I Get a Good Feeling Yeah BlueSky Reply Guy: Well, not all of us can have a good feeling under capitalism

so-called "free thinkers" when big walk drops

all those grifters talking bullshit about "this is what they took from you" nah man. THIS is what they took from me. PCIe lanes. give me more PCIe lanes.

mythic e-waste pull holy shit

one step closer

this the shit they're gonna put in the 2036 MacBook Pro

outlook gave me a fifteen-minute warning for my own birthday lmfao

hey @healthapp.google y'all tracked an activity but won't let my label it properly

beautiful men named DUALSHOCK 4 disconnected are messaging me telling me to Charge the battery

just spent the last five hours fixing what amounted to "i updated with not enough space left on the drive and that corrupted the font cache" which was continually crashing my desktop environment. i mean at least it's fixable without a reinstall (unlike windows) but damn...

got these two macbooks for $20 each plus tax. W or L?

Is LibreOffice Corrections Correct?

usually macOS backwards compatibility is complete garbage but i guess sometimes they just go crazy. the same binary running on 10.9 and 15.7 - eleven years apart

don't remember this part of MW2 ngl

don't remember this part of MW2 ngl