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Heads up: if I don't recognize you and your first and only interaction with me is a "follow", I'm going to assume you're a bot fishing for follow-backs and block you.

every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

Death Toll of Online Girlfriends Soars After Air Strike on Russian Data Center thehardtimes.net/breaking/dea...

You're losing the war you started for no reason, dumbass.

ProPublica spoke to dozens of people who had lived in homeless encampments when cities cleared them out in “sweeps.” We distributed notecards so people could tell us about the toll in their own words. ➡️ This is what they wrote:

just learned this today

GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out

i think about this post all the time. you might too

Trump: "Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can't even breath. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I'll do it any way - I don't care if I'm registered or not, I'm going to try to cheat like hell..."

a country ran entirely by the “trigger the libs” mindset. completely embarrassing

I love when MAGA types publish a list of unambiguously good things as if they're unambiguously bad things. It's such a revelation of what fearful cowardly people they are. We live in times of radical abuses. We should all seek radical remedies. All I can say to this is Hell Yeah.

Have you noticed that some of the most effective ads for the Dems are written by the GOP? I love when they say the quiet part out loud! #AccountabilityIsComingNovember3rd

one of the old union lawyers i worked for used to lament that protest and action in this country had been reduced to "walking in a circle in a fenced off designated area holding signs" and said it was a bad sign for our society and you know what

Two ICE agents tracked down a woman *inside a polling place* yesterday. Why? They demanded that she take down an Instagram post in which she named Jonathan Ross as the man who shot & killed Renee Good (after the Star Tribune identified Ross). www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...

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Be smart: insiders say the president is only attempting to start WW3 with our closest allies to distract from bad optics brought on by the sacking of Minneapolis, which is a distraction from him breaking the law by refusing to disclose the extent of his involvement in the pedophile ring, which is a

For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis

this ratio of JD vance is insane lol

An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck. If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

how many billions of gallons of water evaporated just this week for this?

Sled race in Dream Land (Kirby)

far right ohio being too racist to elect an indian american who is far right is the perfect encapsulation of modern american politics

An old thread is making the rounds again, so here's an updated version. Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol is one of the most enduring and adapted works of literature in history. But did you know that he wrote 22 sequels? Some are great! Some are trash! Some are bizarrely fascinating.

perhaps going to be the most poorly aged tweet of all time soon

Time to repost this I guess

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

Bowser Paint

donald trump might be the most “obvious pedophile” of all time this is crazy

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/asteroid #smbc

So for-profit AI companies have trained on the world's largest collaborative volunteer project and a precious free resource, to make money for their for-profit enterprises. They have crushed traffic to the volunteer project, starving it of donors and volunteers www.404media.co/wikipedia-sa...

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

And literally four days later from this story Open AI admits what we all know to he true. That when a model generates bullshit, that’s no flaw, that’s just how it works. www.computerworld.com/article/4059...

Every day, I pray for a world where everyone is kind and respectful of each other, regardless of gender. May unreasonable attacks against transgender people end🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 May today be filled with happiness and love for you all🤍

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZIm... Latest bit with @jadapaige.bsky.social

i do have to say, "Anticorruption of Public Morals Act" has to be the most nazi-forward way they could have phrased this