Mike

If you don't end every taxi journey with “Anywhere here’s fine, mate” then you’re a massive Tory

Do you still get chazza games for the daft kids on a par with this? You know all of them were stopping for a fag every 5 minutes.

Keep your so-called Soccer Aid, this is what the world needs now.

You on holiday @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social ?

On Manchester United, and the loop in which they find themselves. The reaction at Old Trafford yesterday demonstrated that the fans know exactly what's going wrong (clue: it's not Michael Carrick), but don't expect anything major to be done about it. unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-monday...

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Oven clock can fuck off

This is a wild ride of a thread

Back by popular demand! My Brutalist Christmas cards are all available here www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas #brutalism #concreteChristmas

[1960] Beat Clip - Clip from the 1960 film featuring some groovy beatnik music and dancing. Watch out for an uncredited Oliver Reed dancing in a plaid shirt.

In honour of forgetting I pre-ordered an album again ... Taking off youtu.be/CBJhc9tcFYk #FallFriday

@nick-pettigrew.bsky.social true story?

What were the chances of that .... Branthwaite. MVK chance to shine Aaaaaggggghhhhhhh

Never wanted someone to miss a penalty more

"No, you hang up first." "No. YOU hang up first." "No, You..." ...

We love our neurodivergent king

Hey guys! Writing for #HIGNFY this week. It’s going really well, thanks for asking!!!x

Mark Zuckerberg trying to drink Guinness like a hoo-man.

Trend setter @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social your time has come

@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social after another culinary disaster

Equivalent of Everton's defending

Beefheart at Rotters for 3 quid. Was rotters the small club in St Johns precinct?

Your weekend match is here, friends, so please share widely if you can :-) It's Eastbourne Town vs Sittingbourne, and a match that looked as though it might be quite staid on paper turned out to be one of the most chaotic I've seen in years. unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-weeken...

@samwhyte.bsky.social hmmmm

As it is October Two Librans #FallFriday youtu.be/8UYrh6ue01s

Royston Drenthe, April 2012

Again

Ridiculous sky

"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"

An ordinary evening in Sochi, Russia

Thoughts and prayers going out to @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social

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An early acting appearance by @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social "Last time I was in Liverpool I was shouting my head off at Goodison Park Do you like peas?"

Hits every time

I felt sick watching this. Now you have to

Sat next to a crying baby for the entire flight. I don't mind though. Feel like they were the only other passenger who truly grasped the unnatural horror of our undertaking. Man does not belong to the sky. The real monsters are those who remain silent.

Leave the Capital #FallFriday

Surely what this was designed for

"Those trainers are Brexit mate"

I think it’s great they make traffic cones just for goth students to steal

Was behind someone in the shop today who bought 20 Lambert and Butler. 16 quid for 20 smokes. Jesus

Stiff competition expected for this player

"Flaky Derelict" Checks out

'Have you got a copy of Fly Tipping by RAF Fairford? You do? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Fairford. RAF Fairford.'

This is the level of pettiness I will be striving for with all of this City cheating stuff.

Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)