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if you own one of those hats that says your city's name in upside down curved text the only thing you should be able to vote for is a VMA

I think a lot of people complaining about the AMC Kips Bay closure just need to experience more pain. It's reminiscent of "the only tragedy in my life is 1 of my 4 grandparents died"

It was a mistake to not include baseball ballparks in the Marshall Plan.

I love the Boston Paper. I love their sports section and the unbridled optimism of Stan Vaughnessy

me when I'm watching a movie with common in it: damn common is in this movie

I need me a Mamdanistan Mets t shirt

pulling a Williamsburg land acknowledgement starting my day listening to Daylight by Matt & Kim

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

i'm boycotting the nfl until they let the chiefs back into the playoffs. i mean obviously i'll watch the games and talk about them and everything, but i will not purchase any of the teams

Going to the strip club with 2 dollar bills

bury me under the HOOD blimp

is sheldon cooper the johnny appleseed of the 21st century?

I want a Ted lasso with Canadian rules football

Chotiner [passing me on the sidewalk]: hi me: ok. ok. hang- hold on a sec. just wait

Wait until we have a shooter whose Letterboxd account we can go through

Corporate Banh Mi place at SFO probably shouldn't be playing Fortunate Son, right?

WE MADE IT