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the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

it's 6, Lemon

Air to Ground Message: THATS A BIG LEAD ISNT THERE A 10 RUN RULE IN MLB LOL Area: Cleveland, OH, USA Type: Boeing 717-200 A: #a1f4d0d73d1 F: #f7facc65257

every fan of an AL team should be experiencing secondhand shame that this is the best team their league produced. you should all feel like Lord Toranaga when Tadayoshi spoke out of turn at the Council of Regents

love calling a timeout to run a surrender play on 3rd and 10

sounds for all the world like a Brewers home game

also I love "Trump suggests he won't help*" *forcibly overturn the election in a sovereign nation

aw shucks. consarnit

That’s where the k-cup goes

An osprey fishing above a pond is chased by a territorial red-winged blackbird at a nature area in Longmont, Colorado. #StunDay #BirdOfTheDay #FightingFeathers #ЕСК #bird #birds #birdphotography #BIF #BirdsSeenln2026 #nature #wildlife #wildlifephotography #osprey #blackbird

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FUCK. GODDAMNIT. SHIT

Closing message of the GOP in PA

probability increasing that I will either feel compelled to or accidentally find out who Ethan Klein is

NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

saw some post about how Ramaswamy was cooked because of a student petition about the attack ad and couldn't help but think this

The wildest one of these I got was a three PDF "press release" rollout from someone who said his ChatGPT sometimes got something wrong and that OpenAI didn't respond to his support ticket and fashioned himself as a kind of big tech whistleblower

the most prolific holder and enacter of strong rooting interests in elections in other countries in world history is the government of the United States of America though I doubt Yglesias minds that one

HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering* ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin DETECTIVE: ME: are you getting apricot notes

lol that they have to do a sideline reporter hit about the Paris protests on an NFL broadcast

seems like "on the orders of a nazi every major news outlet on the planet hounded an innocent man to death because he's black" should be one of the biggest stories of the year

going to a wedding today where the ceremony is a full Catholic mass. can we be fucking serious please. we don't need to keep doing this to ourselves

jesus christ what was that Houdini bullshit

less fun seeing big papi on TV after learning that his best bud in the DR was trading on his credibility to bilk families of teenaged prospects with predatory loans

[turn trump’s post over] YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE 5 17 45 45 47 47

saw a red tailed hawk at the mall

ALSO and admittedly less importantly, the capital of Equatorial Guinea is no longer Malabo but rather Ciudad de la Paz