Michael Hoag

I'm having a bad time (football)

It’s a shame this happened too late for somebody to make it a couples costume somehow

The Dodgers actually having healthy October starting pitching is a sadistic "uh oh, Happy learned how to putt"!

Great command of the language on display here

Military families being able to buy groceries is woke now.

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

If I have any credibility with you from 20 years of reporting on rightwing & fascist movements, please listen when I beg you not to celebrate Charlie Kirk getting shot. Leave aside morality: this isn’t a match in dry grass, it’s a torch. We do not want what this could ignite & we would not win.

Same

people are asking if this is a bad omen but last time it happened we went to 12-0 so

My two month old daughter saw Ohio State score a touchdown and immediately threw up. I get it.

‘Addams Family Values’ (1993) 🎥 🥂 🖤

Anyone who’s ever headbanged in their life owes Ozzy a small debt

Cal Raleigh 🍑🔱

Happy baseball day to those who celebrate

everything is bad but baseball starts in 5.5 hours

Ladies and gentlemen. The HOLY GRAIL has been achieved.

At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

Tremendous new addition to the Louvre

Every year Tom Cruise and Tig Notaro look more alike.

Shameful and murderous www.propublica.org/article/trum...

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

I don’t know what to tell you. The dodgers had terrible owners who bankrupt the team 13 years ago. Then they got owners who didn’t use the dodgers as their own personal piggy bank and instead invested $$ in the stadium, player development and talented FAs. Every billionaire owner can do this!

The narrative pivot from “lol the dodgers are historical chokers who never win anything” to “the dodgers are so good it’s unfair to me personally and also bad for baseball!!!” in like a 3 month span has really been something to behold!

You just know some running back out there is deeply hurt to find out they weren’t on this group chat.

trump’s apparent obsession with invading canada — and obsession with territorial conquest in general — is only funny insofar that you can use it to make fun of dipshits who backed or apologizes for him because he was “antiwar.” otherwise, it is genuinely quite concerning.

Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird

This all leads to the Lions pasting them in the Super Bowl, inshallah

Shoutout to Phil Knight

MIGHTY OREGON

See in, of course, West LA

THATS COLLEGE FOOTBALL BABY

@janecoaston.bsky.social Top Tier All PI offense just now

@darthbluesky.bsky.social you ever get stuck on a plane next to a baby? It’s the best.