christopher, post-rock dog dad

i would say my social media discipline has been great in a very trying time, both in not over-reading it and not over-sharing stuff i shouldn't but honestly it hasn't been much different from my normal "type out half a post and delete it" habit laziness = discipline horseshoe theory

if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

notable that my neighboring state senate district was +34 for trump in 2024 and the dem state senate candidate is currently neck and neck against the incumbent republican

creatures in magic: the gathering

yeah, this is just paper-mache-veiled gutter racism from someone who also doesn't know what he's talking about if you watched caleb's rookie year and felt that he was the problem, and not the offensive line that allowed the 4th-most sacks in league history, you're just a giant fuckin' moron

i don't know about that fg call. but it worked out. in ben we trust. (right? still kinda feels weird to trust.)

just look at this.

we're in year three and i still have to remind myself that i get to watch caleb williams do all that stuff in a bears uniform and it's still super surreal

ok so i feel the best way to respond to giving the patriots a free touchdown is to score four more touchdowns

i was about to say that the bears defense looked pretty solid but that last touchdown was absolutely embarrassing like, that wasn't a professional defense on that play

i'm very patient with this bears team, but when they stop committing dumb penalties they're really going to be cooking

i literally know some of the people who work for the hawks/state farm arena and let me just say that this was a brilliant chess move against a checkers player

there's a joke about bioware actually having been already dead for some time, but i don't have the heart to make it still a big bummer, all-time studio, teenage me will always remember discovering baldur's gate and finding out games could be art

man the knicks just worked on that possession, that was so fun

ok i just tuned in why did no one tell me about whatever the fuck nick nurse is wearing

i think it's delicious that pg was great and the celtics lost just amazing "chris paul hits a 3, clippers down 42" energy

this is completely fucked and for purely ethical/moral reasons* some people need to be fucking fired for this i'm not an eagles fan at all but this is so far over the line *so nothing to do with "we were reckless with an important asset", but rather "can we not be shitheads to each other?"

i'm an only child, i am not in any brotherhoods and do not know how any of them work i would love to be in one and know what's going on so i would have something to disavow

i still can't believe that caleb is a bears quarterback that i'm likely to be able to watch for like, the next decade us bears fans have never had this, nothing even close soooooooo many babies going to be named caleb around chicagoland

time to be nervous all weekend. cool!

i'm pretty sure if i were a knicks fan i'd take this title into the sunset, maybe give this specific team another few years to defend/repeat/win again (if they're even allowed to!), than call it. i'd have spent enough time having to think about james dolan for multiple lifetimes

not an odd story. this is among the first of many stories that is going to get many people thinking "maybe internet-connecting everything is bad" and that's only a small jump from "maybe being off the internet is not a bug, but a feature"

i don't really have any unprompted thoughts about twitter v bluesky. one is a nazi bar and the other isn't, and that's kinda the end of the thought process

Me: Hello SharePoint. I would like to upload a series of videos and I would like to display them in a specific order SharePoint: Suck My Dick. Fuck You. Go To Hell

today’s work story is almost too insane to believe like, no one would make a show about it or anything, but I will be telling the tale of today to other tech people for the rest of my life

about ready to buy a kyle monangai jersey

I love the trend where people post old photos showing they were an unlikely match for their spouse in high school but unfortunately I cannot participate because my husband and I look like we would have formed an Evanescence cover band if we’d met in 2009

finally, after years of thinking about it, am wanting to do a custom domain for email but figuring out what i want is basically impossible so i'll probably just be stretched across like 7 email services for the rest of my life

i don't really penalize athletes too much for bad takes/opinions, i can just not listen to them but i will love any athlete that champions good stuff and speaks about it and that means i'm a wemby fan

so liberty mutual has biberty and limu emu, and doug so are there separate marketing teams, was it the same team i have logistical questions, i'm very interested just so we know what to never do again, limu emu is a scourge, doug is a witless tool, and we all know the true cost of biberty

I hope that the White Sox and Phillies go to the World Series so we can determine whether Pope Leo or the Phanatic is the true messenger of God

my job is trying to kill me.

what is with some of these pharma commercials there was one that was like "we don't know how this works but it does!" like, who hears the side effects and is like "i'm going to look up this drug and ask my doctor about this pill that will make my taint fall off"

what if ... what if the bears are good

i wasn't sky-high, or even very high at all on rob dillingham, but like, that's a young player and the bulls are a rebuilding team what the fuck do we need with a buddy hield i like buddy hield, but i don't think the bulls "need his shooting" or something

calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not