Dogs and Sandwiches

Everyone thinks I excel at fly fishing. This is a lie. I excel at putting myself in places that are calm and have no fluorescent lights. Standing in a river alone is suspiciously bad. So, I happily lie. This is my intro.

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🦭 Senryūdō gafu Asakusa-ku: Matsuzaki Hanzō, Meiji 13 [1880] [Source]

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

New article- visual guide to the naval drones (USVs) on display at Kyiv’s Independence Day parade. The second one hasn’t been shown in public before. There were a couple of others, a RHIB based one and a Magura V5 with mast, but they were hiding from the camera www.navalnews.com/naval-news/2...

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We're launching a funding drive on Bellingcat today. It's a tough funding environment at the moment with global funder cuts & the fear of Trump scaring off donors, so support us here www.bellingcat.com/donate/?utm_... A short video about what your donations will fund www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vzb...

Last year only 16% of US adults read a book. 57% placed a sports bet. You have no f***ing excuse for not getting rich in America over the next ten years. These people literally cannot think straight. You should be running circles around them.

The next crash: why this time might not be different ft.trib.al/DD0Jxvp

🛢About 85% of Russia's oil refining capacity is within the strike range of Ukrainian drones. 33/45 largest oil refineries, including 9 of the top 10 by refining capacity, were within the affected area. Of the top 10 refineries, only Angarsk Oil Refinery (No. 9) remains outside the affected area.

People : oh wow they ordained those illegal bishops i wonder what the pope might d- Pope : EXCOMMUNICATE DAY WOO People : u didnt let me fin- Pope : I DIDNT STUTTER JIMMY

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The BBC has requested that U.S. President Donald Trump hand over his phone records and private schedules from around the time of the January 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol as part of Trump’s defamation lawsuit against the corporation, according to The Telegraph.

We've just updated our #FIFAWorldCup display with #SCOBRA, ahead of tonight's game! Every country is represented by a relevant book that you can borrow from Orkney Library, and each day we're updating our #WorldCup wall chart with the upcoming matches! ⚽️

Let. go. of. her. hand. you. demented. weirdo!

Fearless stuff from the Scots.

MacFarlane: What do you think your constituents think about this slush fund? McGovern: They think Trump is a corrupt son of a bitch who doesn’t give a shit about them.

feel like the NCAA selling athlete stats/biometric data to a company that helps gambling companies make live lines has fallen a bit under the radar investors.geniussports.com/news/news-de...

Good morning team! This is a nice explanation of what it takes to get oil from the Persian Gulf into a car. Gift link.

A THREAD, which I have decided to call 'Bloody Hell, Aren't Doors On Old Walls Fucking Brilliant?' You will find the all-important captions to each photo in the alt text.

My painting CANOE LANDING My annual canoe camping trip is coming up soon! Use code SPRING20 for 20% off all prints. Ends tomorrow night!

Not sure how you can fill an entire dining hall with cuck chairs, but I'm sure they'll figure it out tonight.

In nine hours the national press corps will raise their glasses to the most racist person in the country and claim it’s a “work dinner” for “source building”

Imagine being Catholic and having two different popes scold you

Lita Lacson, contemporary Filipina artist. "Tomorrow in Yellow." "Watercolor."

🇺🇸✈️ Bild: After recent losses and damage to its aerial refueling fleet during operations linked to the Iran conflict, Air Force has reactivated retired KC-135 tanker aircraft from storage. This includes 68-year-old Stratotanker built in 1958, now undergoing maintenance for return to service.

Acoustics, Manufacturing, Textiles, Software, Human Factors, Physicists, Geologists, Chemists, Materials, Environmental, Doctors, Programmers, Mathematicians, Photographers, Statisticians, Technicians, Accountants, Lawyers, Videographers, Education If you can get a degree in it, we use it somewhere

I used to speak at a middle school career day and my closing message to the kids was that no matter what you want to do, you could come do it for NASA, because we need every skill set to pull off these missions. Engineering -Aerospace, Mechanical, Electrical, Computer, Biomedical, Chemical, Robotic

SCOOP: The Pentagon failed to warn ships carrying supplies for the US military before starting the war in Iran. The ships got stuck in the Persian Gulf. They’re still stuck. And for a month, they were stuck w/ a group of college students — merchant marine cadets.

Happy 8th anniversary to the tweet that changed us forever. Look at this absolute unit.

Remember all this nonsense about the supposed inferiority of “third world” immigration? They really believed that and applied their theory to international relations and it failed. Racism makes you stupid.

stocks are stuck on a roundabout in crazy town.

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

the vibe I get off this thing is what if Jurassic Park took place on the Isle of Elba and all the dinosaurs were just incomprehensibly cool - choosing to spend their time smoking cigarettes and drinking grappa at lunch

After 4 weeks of hostilities in the PG and Belgian crews in the area, not 1 word from Belgian labour organizations. Shows how much BTB, ACV Transcom and ACLVB Transport care about our seafarers. They'll just refer to ITF. They can't be bothered. @vrtnws.be @vtmnieuws.be

unfortunately “it's all corrupt girl” will be entering the lexicon

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markets right now www.ft.com/content/06db...

🇭🇺❗️Russian intelligence proposed to Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán to stage an assassination attempt against himself. The goal was to influence the outcome of the parliamentary elections on April 12. Read more 👀 theukrainianreview.info/russia-propo...

I think it's really great for the global economy that every day, the Asian futures markets start off with oil spiking because they believe in reality, and then the American commodities traders wake up a few hours later, snort 6 lines of coke, and decide that everything is fine and dandy.

I just received my first copy of the book!

Everyone, there is no need to panic about mines. The Navy has kept four mine countermeasure vessels in the Persian Gulf for the past 35 years. WAIT...what is that? The minesweepers just arrived in the US to be decommissioned, but we have 3 Littoral Combat Ships (LCSs) that took their place.

... he has been practicing for 30 years, the last 17 years at the U.S. Attorney's Office, and he adds quotation marks, thereby creating fake case quotes, to liven up the prose??? I am horrified to think that might not be an absurd he lie made up on the spot, it might actually be true.

OpenAI head of robotics just resigned over company deal with the Pentagon saying… “Surveillance of Americans without judicial oversight and lethal autonomy without human authorization are lines that deserved more deliberation than they got”