The Hungry Wolf

The Hungry Wolf

@hungrywolf.bsky.social

Chef, Teacher, Disciplined Professional, Academician. East Bay, CA Longform blog @ https://ravenouslupine.blogspot.com/ Streaming @ https://www.twitch.tv/hungrywolfkitchen

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When I do a pizza workshop, I demo the size and shape, and make an example pie to show topping quantity. Today everyone immediately put on five times as much stuff as I did, and so their pizzas were a soggy mess. Sigh.

Just found out a guy I went to culinary school with is taking the CMC exam this next go-round. I have a hard time even imagining it, given the improvement he'd have needed since the last time I saw him in action.

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“Ask to PM/DM” = “I don’t understand the social contract” If you want to avoid dealing with the world, then *hide*. Intolerably rude to try and have it both ways.

I keep missing left turn arrows because multiple people leave entire carlengths of empty space between, and I can't get in the turn lane. This feels like a new and terrible trend. Plus it breaks both main rules for driving: 'Go Fast' and 'Don't Intrude'.

One of these days the Windows people will remember that operating systems are supposed to be static. If you restart my computer while it’s on, you owe me for the time you’re making me waste putting things back in place.

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Hey, guys, when the librarians get pissed about the destruction of books, it’s time to put those listening ears on. Because we are very comfortable with the idea that books are tools that can be retired. What’s happening right now is not that.

Don’t take up space, time, or attention if you can’t justify it. Most dangerous thing part of the modern day is how easy it is for someone to be noisy enough to drown out their betters, and how difficult it is to destroy them for it.

I felt this deep down in my soul

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Forever thinking about the time I was doing IT for a sushi place where the staff had a policy to greet each other in Japanese The lead chef, super cholo of a dude, walked in and yelled "ohayo gozaimasu, CABRONES" & I swear to fuck I developed some sort of muscle damage from holding in the yuks

Listening to someone spout nonsense about the oLivE OiL MafIA while extolling the virtues of coconut oil. Lady, the things I could tell you about slave labor in edible oil production would turn your liver inside out.

Rarely do I want things. Really, I want things *done*. Lot of stuff in my life that makes it stressful. Most of it, I should never even have to think about, much less actually deal with myself. Wish more people would understand that, and do their share.