Hylind

Hylind

@hylind.bsky.social

21 | Pansexual | Writer and D&D Nerd | She/Her Certified Tomboy Enjoyer Minors DNI Trans Rights or else

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I swear things need to start being named with hindsight in mind I was trying to figure out where in Star Trek to start and a friend told me to watch The Next Generation, but it turns out that generation was like 40 years ago so it's not really selling me on the "next" part

Let me get this straight. Only half of humanity can physically spawn and create other humans inside themselves, and we let the OTHER half have all the power? What, as an apology?

I will say, mtf transitioning has been miraculous on my haircut budget, no barber has disturbed my mane all year

I trigger maternal instincts in others so easily, my sheer aura gives the immediate and correct message that leaving me unattended will either end in me killing myself or Washington DC being razed to the ground.

The answer, of course, is dependent on the day of the week, outside temperature, status of daylight savings time, and chronological proximity to the next Death Battle episode.

I gotta stop opening BlueSky at work. One of these days a coworker is gonna see all the girlcock on my feed and they're gonna know I have taste. I'll get promoted to manager on the spot, I'll be ruined.

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I fucking hate AI almost as much as I hate the sniveling asshole billionaires and shithole corporations who have all forced it into every conceivable spot in our lives. It literally makes everything worse and it makes us worse and I fucking hate it.

The moment you eradicate punishment by law for the most twisted of politicians and billionaires, you've lost the privilege of outrage when the people celebrate punishment by nature instead.

Look I'm just saying I don't know any fascists that are also Daft Punk fans. Call me crazy but there may be correlation.

Currently entirely being held aloft this week by The Protomen Act III coming out. I haven't been very patient in waiting for it, but it came at a much needed time...

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"Secret good Stranger Things finale" has nothing on MY current fan theory: Secret extra songs from Protomen Act 3 when they do the live shows

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In 2026, let's •Elect no fascists •Support no genocides •Make cool stuff •Play cool games •Be excellent to each other •Make billionaires cry