andy

it’s easy to take for granted just how spectacularly good This American Life is, week in week out, for years and years

idk why people talk about “stomp clap” like it was some kind of scourge when really it was a handful of bands who were somewhat popular for like five years

new mexico, new jersey, new orleans, new hampshire and new york will now be known as new america, new america, new america, new america and new america, respectively

They sure liked "pushing agendas" and going to courts and talking with senators when they thought they were losing money to Napster.

the smell when the heater kicks on that first cool morning after a summer so hot you thought you might die

i am never more like a squirrel than when i am munching grapes one at a time directly from the fridge

during the iraq war the news had this term “insurgents” to describe the enemy. only later did i understand insurgents were people who fought back when we invaded their home

instead of nuking san diego i think iran would nuke los angeles twice to take advantage of the larger media market

i’m starting to suspect jack smith doesn’t like or respect the people actively trying to put him in prison

scientist: this new species of shrimp does a little dance! what should we call it other scientist, visibly aroused:

the new york times will not rank Entourage as the best TV show of the 21st century because they are cowards

thieves worried they might be stealing

oh good

has nithya promised to fix the bump on silver lake blvd in front of 7-11

episode of It's Always Sunny called "The Gang Gets Experienced" and it's an immaculate 35mm concert film of the Jimi Hendrix Experience that nobody knew about previously

genuine risk of angering Poseidon

Don't ever agree to let someone "swindle" you. it's just a different word for scam..

It's called the while west because it happened a while ago

It's too bad the Age of Discovery is over. I just found something

i agree on principle that huck finn is worthy of being taught but realistically if i were a high school teacher i would probably avoid the book with a ton of racial slurs because it would be a huge pain in the ass that i don't want to deal with

if i saw C3PO trying to make art i would smash him apart with a wrench

i think if they brought back crystal pepsi right now they could make it a hit

there should be a halftime show at concerts where they play football

coal miners love digging coal, that’s why there are so many folk songs about how fun it is to dig coal, how they love doing it

absolutely no chance kamala wins a primary so it’s a moot point

go dodgers

ross was my favorite member of the right wing columnist wack pack and the truth is i will miss him the way howard stern's audience missed hank the angry dwarf

this is the biggest reason i like living in big cities. i value the food / culture / jobs etc but mostly i just like having more Places To Go

getting mad at cables for being tangled. raising my voice at them

toaster oven (good, honest, in tune with the oneness of all things) vs microwave (evil, technofascist, corrupt)

i knew a security guard in florida who was from new york and referred to himself as a “9/11 first responder” because he was a security guard in new york during 9/11. not at the towers or anywhere near them

i think cigs are back because, besides being fun to smoke, they also kill you. sort of a two for one

guy who looks like he’s wearing a disguise

los angeles is playing a soccer game against itself

everyone else in the world always says, "new york city will never be a major metropolitan area situated along the eastern seaboard! never!!!" and every morning we wake up and prove them all wrong

cube of perfect anger

HBO director of programming Bari Weiss

playing fallout 4 again and killing every synthetic human i encounter

(after getting humiliated by my pokemon rival yet again) smell ya later, loser!

does penguin know something i don't

right wing guys always do this, they start a joke and then get so excited that they start adding more stuff in the middle of the joke until it doesn’t make sense

i just feel like she is going to be president someday

even if AI really does take over the world, being able to write on your own will become like driving stick, or knowing how to operate a telegraph machine, or starting a fire without matches. in other words it will be very cool

one of my favorite facts about the US coal industry is that it employs less people than Broadway