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join me in saying a prayer for whiprays to reverse sweep our popgun, who art in low ink, hallowed be thy splashtag, thy day 2 come, thy winners post done, in alpha as in beta or gamma

A NEW 5TH CRITTER HAS ARRIVED! Fellow SBA Season 3 student and long-time friend of all of us on the OG roster, @somefox5.bsky.social is joining the team! Look forward to seeing all of us take on the future as 5 again! (also do follow fox his art is really cool)

It hurts

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because you’re no longer in the same area as @bestsplmapmode.bsky.social

I needed another salad

genuinely the best weekend of my life. i'm not very ready to leave but i feel an invigorated will to live for NNNEXT RIPPPPTIDE. that was stupid fun. thank you to my friends who invited and helped me attend, and to everyone i met for hanging. and to whoever broke the damn kalahari door. #Riptide2026

Congratulations to our CHAMPIONS of Splatoon 3 at Riptide 2026... COOKIES N' CREAM! 🏆👏 📷 @julzz.net

walking around the overnight venue at 5:30 am saying 'good morning' to everyone and half of them respond 'what?' with the coldest, deadest eyes you could imagine. this shit is great. these people never learned about sleep. these are the real grinders.

Kalahari Inkantation

Found on a room door at Kalahari lmao

Radha is joined by Kris from the team behind Chronically Krill, an online community where chronically ill and disabled Splatoon players can speak to their peers and receive support. Together, the two talk about the project and the state of accessibility in the community. Check it out!

It wasn’t enough :( #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon

TOP 32 WE UP GANG #compsplatoon

I AM AT RIPTIDE!!! COME TALK TO YOUR 27TH FAVORITE HEAVY PLAYER ALL WEEKEND!!!!!!!! if you see someone in a skull mask, lots of rings, and/or a bag with a fox and cat on it, that's me! i'm having fun! i'm ashcan! say hi!

15 Over + enkai won 7 Seas #9!!! CoRRn (96/Zap): "I ego 1v1 the blaster" enkai (52): "It's an ult not a special" mare bear (Liter): Will adopt a child for their labor Astra (Sword): "I HATE DYNAMO" @saiasprites.bsky.social, @iashcannot.bsky.social, @winrinary.bsky.social: W Cheerleaders

Chronically Krill is live, come join us! discord.gg/cJeHZtE7QJ #compSplatoon #Splatoon

Say hello to the back-to-back Splatoon 3 North American League 2026 champions, Milky Way! The Splatoon 3 dev team created this original art to commemorate their win. Congratulations! 🎉

New Video! Quality is a bit scuffed cause of my obs settings I Became a TWO-TIME NA LEAGUE Champion! youtu.be/edi5cK7ZGyE

in the patched notes. straight up 'nerfing it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My blabter

Sorry to keep you waiting! DELTARUNE Chapter 5 will be released on June 24th at 11:00AM EDT. Here's the trailer if you missed it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5y2...

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Comp Update: Got 3rd with Quick Claw in Shark Tank Shallow Waters! I think we can safely define ourselves div7 right 😁

orange car takes 🥇 in TSS #21 @winrinary.bsky.social Carbon “Where Paint” @iashcannot.bsky.social Heavy “we’re better” @deathic.bsky.social Ttek “were better” @wonkels.bsky.social blaster/dread “we better” @doctorlion.bsky.social stamper/decav “level 100” #compsplatoon

now that i’m an FA and i feel really strong and comfortable playing at midlevel i really want to get out there and play with a ton of people and prove myself. If anyone would be interested or down to run some with me please hmu 🙏🏿 #compsplatoon some info about me below

Fruit is in season again! Freshly Picked won Teacup 27s Oolong Bracket! @iashcannot.bsky.social vheavy "Beebus" @emeraldbub.bsky.social stamper "Strawberry" @somefox5.bsky.social mini/naut/blaster "Hello dishwasher" @bdmgamer.bsky.social (octo)brush "Emerald giving me straight teeth" #compsplatoon

for a game with so much enby rep in comp, I'm surprised we still be makin out with the gender binary of 'aggressive' and 'passive' genderfluid priorities and roles doesn't mean only feed or charge special, you can be anything. the world is your oyster (to throw into clam basket) #highdivsplatoon

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I made this document for last LUTI Season, and I feel it still applies today. LUTI is really unique and I encourage you to *consider* playing in it, but please be aware that it can be a trainwreck if you and your team aren't properly ready for it. docs.google.com/document/d/1... #compsplatoon

Your mate mid-game: he is one oh my god he is so weak somebody hit him literally 1hp left And then when you watch the vod back you see

Drip Drop Dye gets 🥇 in Shark tank Shallow Waters #31! @winrinary.bsky.social Carbon//Liter/Luna *spins your shark* @deathic.bsky.social Ttek “Christmas” @kirbz.bsky.social 96 gal/sploosh “SCORCH!!” Ven: Naut/Heavy “sharks never stop winning” Tim: Dapples “i love spinny shark”

DRIP DROP DYE WINS SILVER BRACKET in FTIU #95!! GGs to everyone we faced! :D 🍡🍡🍡 Deathic, Ttek ~ silently popping off Timmering, Dapples ~ ggs before the set @kirbz.bsky.social, .96/Sploosh ~ still wants to shower with ppl Ven Naut/Heavy, ~ God of Groups @buhlooey.bsky.social, Naut ~ Bracket Baron

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super lovely program! highly highly highly suggest investing if you have the time. gives right back to low level, and you get to meet super cool staff!

Heya #compsplatoon, we're looking for more staff to help the SBA run at a scale where it is sustainable. If you have any coaching or captaining experience and want to help new players get into the community, please consider applying, links in reply reposts appreciated

We placed 3rd in FTIU! RAAAAAAH! 🥉💪 @roseofbattle.com: Starting 2026 as a wine mom @emmy.dollz.one: sparkle on! @procyonspl.bsky.social: holding W @alwayssherbert.bsky.social: HOT TRI IN YOUR AREA @jaytheprotagonist.bsky.social: #1 backup @gaymerci.bsky.social: #1 cheerleader #compSplatoon

I am beyond proud of our team, and I think if circumstances had been different regarding a ruling about whether another team was allowed to participate, we really could have threatened the tournament win. But holy cow, I am so impressed by Drip Drop Dye getting 4th here coming from the SBA!

this is what we were meant to do with the tier maker on sendou youtu.be/OI4UCqwB1rg #compsplatoon

Drip Drop Dye gets 🥉 in 7 Seas #2 @winrinary.bsky.social: Luna/Carbon/Liter “This one’s for you, Riv” *picks Liter* @kirbz.bsky.social: Sploosh “my 17% participation helped :D” Ven: Heavy/Naut “7 seas hasn't seen the last of us” Tim: Dapples “Egg” Deathic: Ttek *Dqed*

@popgun.bsky.social new bio for you

Today Project O.R.C.A. placed 3rd in the Stronghold Beginners Academy Season 5 Showcase Tournament!!! 🥉 The academy only broadcasted all the games we lost 😭 but it went pretty good! the 3rd place match against Bland Decavitator was very intense and fun, ending 3-2! (1/2)

I didn't formally coach a team this season of the SBA, but I had the honor of doing two last second vod reviews for one during weeks 3(?) and 6. It is crazy how much they improved in such a short time. The coaches at the SBA are incredible teachers and the players are putting in so much time and-

Drip Drop Dye gets valedictorian and first in SBA showcase! @winrinary.bsky.social : Luna/Carbon “menace to ledges” Kirbz: .96 Gal/Sploosh “respect the sploosh pick” Ven: heavy/naut “stay humble, don’t fumble” Deathic: Ttek “Four matches” Timmering: Dapples “Yay we did it!”

"whats your gender?" "idk, like div 5"