Iris

i know truth is usually stranger than fiction because there's some shit that i have seen happen - to me! firsthand! - that i couldn't have dreamed of in a million years

I’m joining the war on information in the side of Formation (by Beyoncé)

Having this weird moment where I see all the political ad signs and go “wait didn’t this already happen??” Because I early voted last week

ok but this is actually an appropriate way to honor Bacchus and i think the ancients would have agreed

it occurs to me just now that instead of taking my headphones off to tell the flight attendant that I don’t want anything, I can simply just stare into nothingness and they’ll probably skip me. who knew

Barbra Streisand approves this message

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

Mods are asleep. post belly

🎶ground control to major yawn🎶

One of my favorite posts by @tricialockwood.bsky.social on the old site

I just wish that humans in general didn’t love stoning people quite so much.

I’m out here making YouTube videos like: “Writing video: :) Shooting video: :) Editing video: :| YOU CANT MAKE ME” not very conducive to posting videos tbh

Still one of the greatest contributions that homestar runner ever made to culture at large is this image

what if I left my job and lived in the woods

Chicago World Court Tennis August 11, 1988 Namco

"why would I deceive you?"

One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.

feeling real what’s the point of life and we all die eventually, recently. hum

what worries me about ai more than all of the stuff surrounding its use is, tbh, the human element. This idea that individual humans have given themselves to the ai so much that their human writing becomes indistinguishable from an ai slopfest of messed-up logic and broken metaphors

a constant source of delight and surprise to me is just how much Macklemore stands on business

i feel like facebook is suggesting famous people for me to friend to try and make me feel bad so i go back onto their platform, but nah. i don't actually know these people! i am aware this would be very strange to do! why are you like this

What are the benefits of glasses?

New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran. Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.

Sometimes I forget how good and life-giving books are. I need to get back into actively being part of those communities.

I actually was right about this. Oh my god

by far the worst part of jetlag is the dumbass song that sounds like a phone set to vibrate. why would you do that

I took the dialect quiz and it said my dialect is most like Delaware, a state I believe I have never been in. is this the accent you get when you read a bunch and basically learn pronunciation from other people by mistake

Getting texts from an ai robot trying to convince me that Israel is good actually. crazy world we live in

the father:

Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that

I finally got to playing Adios, four years after buying it. It absolutely crashes with two screens but god. God.

not getting reference to old things and being like "no, it's not because I'm too young! it's because I'm oblivious" 8)

Going past IT’SUGAR like “what’s UGAR????”

I got a new laptop. It’s actually so much easier to play games when they aren’t heavily lagging, who knew?!

Eventually I’ll learn how long it takes to get protection from a vaccine instead of thinking you get it and then have an immediate magic shield. Eventually!!!

awesome way to explain the concept of money

In case you missed it yesterday: The Goblin Throne is complete! For the first time, you can read this whole dang 140 page adult lesbian horror romance in one sitting. www.thegoblinthrone.com/comic/001/

sometimes when i post i'm like "i only got like one like or whatever :(" but then i think about the consequences of if multiple people followed and read my posts and i'm really happy with my decisions generally