Nate

what's killing me about the cheesecake factory discourse is that Obama didn't even say the cheesecake is bad, he said it looks crazy in there and it does. even if you like the food, it does in fact look fucking crazy in there

In the woods with my other dog friends

When your friends bought you a new doggie harness designed to teach you to stop pulling on the leash like a draft ox

Ridiculous animal

Today I learned SNAP benefits cover cold food but hot food is forbidden. So a person using the card can buy an iced coffee (bougie, decadent) but not a hot coffee (salt-of-the-earth, Dale Cooper)

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

I also want people to understand that, when a "Department of Homeland Security" was first created, critics warned it was a boondoggle with ghastly historical precedents that could be used in precisely this way; they were derided as terror-loving hysterics bsky.app/profile/robe...

Disgusting slander of the Somali-American community. Stephen Miller trying to gin up race hatred. "You've done everything the right way. You've paid every parking ticket you've ever had." How many "real Americans" are behind on their child support payments?

i fully support the wild looping track (crazier even than hot wheels) to test drive the sentient tesla roadsters

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

i’m just so fucking sorry that my muslim friends have to be hit with this despicable racism every single day. it’s not ok and you should not have to tolerate it. this country belongs to all of us.

Can we go to sleep now?

Back when Wikipedia first showed up you could get away with anything. I once wrote that we traded Wyoming to the Russians for Hawaii and six cases of vodka and that’s how the Cold War started. It was there for three weeks

Authoritarian regime grabs electronic communication devices of prominent opposition member. Since it’s highly unlikely there is anything on her phone about immigration paperwork from 30 years ago we can assume this just became a fishing expedition.

lol imagine being too overtly corrupt for the Trump administration

I’m not kidding when I say that a Ms. Rachel-hosted episode of SNL would shatter ratings. puck.news/druski-to-ho...

If there’s evidence of fraud or other financial crimes, let’s see it. But trying to denaturalize and deport a sitting member of Congress over mistakes a parent allegedly made on immigration forms when she was a child is immoral and reprehensible. We can’t stand for it.

'Absolute Batman' sounds like a European guy trying to say something is cool in American slang [complimentary]

For Trump "consent" is a four-letter word

people told me in 2024 "no one will bring back 287g because of arpaio." and well. now they tell me, there won't be a national police force because of federalism. well.

The administration's goal, openly stated, is to consolidate police power in the country and create a huge, well-funded, extremely aggrieved, pro-MAGA, anti-immigrant, anti-protestor police force the likes of which we have never seen in this country.

The last thing you see before a vicious licking attack

I do not think an exec branch led by a man who thinks he is entitled to treat federal agents as an arm of his firm, refers to Somali Americans as “garbage” and has said racist things specifically about Omar is capable of neutrally applying the law to her, to put it mildly apnews.com/article/ilha...

Super Mario World of Warcraft

How I ended up with a box of 500 anime waifu silicone boob wrist rest mousepads at my front door

wipeout 3 / psx psygnosis leeds studio, 1999

How did this become my responsibility?

Hotel Californication

Sacrilicious

SexyBack in Black

Who you gonna call?

This ICE agent’s entire Instagram feed, “shooter.914,” is guns, watches, energy drinks, and alcohol.

Dirty Harry & The Hendersons

Scent of a Woman Under the Influence

Ocean's Twelve Monkeys

I know everyone’s jaded and exhausted by the continual parade of madness, but this is the president of US openly inciting racist violence against an entire community of immigrants. (w/ alt text)

Grotesque.