Jeff

Lindsey Graham paid for sex with minors. donald held it over his head to force his fascist bidding. That’s the story.

I’m in a different union, but this California Civil Servant will not be crossing the picket line tomorrow.

His breath must smell as bad as his ass.

Jane Doe is gang-raped. She does what everyone screams for survivors to do- report it. And BECAUSE she does report it, she's blamed, re-traumatized, and then raped in a different way by our system. Rapists face no consequences. CHANGE THE SYSTEM. MORE PROGRESSIVE JUDGES.

HOWARD LUTNICK: "Did you know that Dennis Hastert raped four children?" DONALD TRUMP: "Amateur."

Make it make sense. Donald Trump keeps trying to restrict mail-in voting — but just voted by mail for the SECOND time this year. Clearly, the “problem” isn’t election integrity. It’s who gets to vote.

If we are supposedly Communists, why aren’t we calling each other “Comrade,” Comrades?

Trumb.

Shades of Sarah Winchester.

He must have inhaled too much White Out fumes in the copy room.

“Infantile” should be used more when we describe him.

To be fair, they probably look better than the current state of the Reflecting Pool.

Can anyone explain those two dips please and thank you?

I wish I got to work as little as Congress and still get paid.

Good luck with that, Donold.

BELOW: When you sacrifice your few remaining principles for the sake of political survival but die anyway.

Magic 8 Ball says no chance.

My Paramount+ subscription ended today. Good riddance!

Word.

And peel-away paint.

It's all about $$$, folks. Everything is a grift for Trump. Cancel Paramount + Don't see their movies or shows. That's the only thing that will hurt them.

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All the birds in the world could shit on him and he would say it’s raining.

🎵 (I Was Born in a) Laundromat — Camper Van Beethoven 💿 Key Lime Pie 🎬 YouTube's best guess ❤️ this track! #NowPlaying

I love this song so much. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

What’s that in hectares?

Angry, exhausted, but not defeated.

Happy Pride Month from this ally!

America would rather watch this little fucker play than listen to Captain Droopy Pants

It’s my girl Lenna’s fifth birthday today!🎊🎉🦴

If you took money from AIPAC I’m not voting for you.

Remember when a president finished his term and turned grey from the non-stop hard work? When we get through this, most of the country will be grey-haired.

Sunday mornings are for throwing on a Tribe show and playing Diablo 4 for a few hours.

R = Racist E =Evil P = Pedophiles U = Ugly B = Bastards L = Liars I = Idiots C = Cheaters A = Assholes N = Nazis

Good question

Do you know who else brags about identifying squirrels? Preschoolers.

Give Fat Bastard an inch and he takes a mile. Eff him.

Pennsylvania voter registration update: Democrats: +9,098 Republicans: -58

But for Fetterman’s pathetic antics, I would have given Platner the benefit of doubt.

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IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER!

Trump demands ABC fire Kimmel on Monday. FCC orders Disney's early license renewals on Tuesday. That's not a coincidence. That's retaliation. The 1st Amendment only works if the gov't can't threaten your license for content they don't like. Every broadcaster in America is watching. That's the point.

In my drinking days I fantasized about opening Jeff’s Bar Fuck The Grill

I still want to know which presidents in the last 150 years demanded a ballroom at the White House.