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FFS Scotland. Let’s play a lone striker up front. But which one? Let’s play the guy who can’t score goals 😖. #ScotlandvSlovenia

@celticbars.bsky.social I’m taking my kids (29 and 25🤣) to Lisbon for the Benfica game. Making a week of it Sat -Sat. We’re staying in the Amalfa district. What are the best bars for footy and which are likely to show the hoops game v Motherwell on the Sunday 11th Oct? Cheers in advance.

Lmao zionists on Threads leaving their ChatGPT response headers in their slop revealing they asked it to make them sound like Andrew Tate, scum attracts scum

Ed Sheeran: I won't cancel this tour and let down all of the opening acts that depend on me for money The Opening Acts: Fuck your blood money, we good

This is the same Ed Sheerin who has private parties with the Royal family, who, during Covid, promised NHS staff free tickets for some of his gigs then quietly pulled them all leaving nurses unable to get in. He’s a charlatan and a fraud. He loves Israel, hates Palestine & really hates the nurses.

Pssst…… Ed Sheerin is a piece of shit. Pass it on.

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After the dust had settled, a wee thought about our 5th league win in a row. Many thanks to Wilfried Nancy. If it wasn’t for the 6 points we won under his guidance we may not have won the league🧐🍀💚🍀💚🍀 (let’s ignore the 12 points he spunked against a wall, as well as a cup final)🤣🤣🤣

Paul Hartley, John Reported Bryson and Kris Boyd away to a posh Edinburgh hotel for a threesome. And a good greet 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Off to mass before the game to pray for Devine intervention 🤣 It worked at the weekend🥳🍀💚

Watching this shite weather I’m now bricking it that the Celtic - Motherwell game is called off and we then beat Hearts on Saturday and have to beat Motherwell in a rearranged game to win the league. I still get palpitations thinking about that wee midget rat Scott McDonald scoring those goals 😬😬😬

Keir Starmer or Wes Streeting?? Hitler or Mussolini? Big difference - Not

Please retweet.

I might have to start watching 60 minutes again.

Q: What’s long and thin and hangs between Netanyahu’s legs? A: Donald Trump’s tie

Bibi has the peepee videos so Trump is his b.i.t.c.h.

Man who bought up 33,000 acres of farmland to avoid tax and moved his business to Singapore after the Brexit he voted for wants your sympathy.

Hey Megyn Kelly, 14-year-old Eloise would like a word: “If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good… because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.” Sound up! 🔥🔊 1/2

Marjorie Taylor Greene being the voice of reason? Now there’s something I didn’t have on my Trump Bingo card 🤣🤣🤣

Robbie Gibb, the sole owner of The Jewish Chronicle who also has links to right wing Russian interests is part of a group who seek to distort news at the BBC for their own ends. Trump got an apology. Gaza got silence: Why I quit as a BBC correspondent www.thenational.scot/politics/256...

Game day troops. Off to Paradise to support the Bhoys. C’mon the Hoops🍀🍀🍀 #CelticvKilmarnock

Anyone remember the days when Labour MP’s were actual socialists and tried to appeal to their base support? Now we have Red Tories trying to appeal to BNP Reform supporters!!! The sooner Scotland gets Indy and escapes this Westminster shitshow the better.

LABOUR Home Office minister writes...

I genuinely think the pope should excommunicate the Catholic members of the US Supreme Court such as Amy Comey Barrett who just voted to starve children. There is not a single Christian bone in her body.

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.

The WM Establishment, that knowingly allowed innocent Post Office employees to be sent to jail, are now compounding their criminality, by slashing their compensation claims. Shame on all Establishment MP's.

He finally got his revenge against the man who asked him if he was up past his jail time. Now it's up to us to ask why he's terrified to release #TheEPSTEIN_PedoFiles. #StandWithTheSurvivors

#collegedropout

True Story. 👇

It seems madly heavy handed to ban Labour politicians outright from being landlords, but my god they don’t exactly help their own case inews.co.uk/news/labour-...

So Matthew Dowd was right. Will MSNBC re-hire him?

via @bheardmedia.bsky.social

This is why many people will not shed a tear for his death. He was a vile racist who glorified gun violence. He was a hypocrite and a coward.

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... stupidest Scot sport BBC article ever? If Maeda’s shot was 12” lower it would have had the dream start to the season. Now we are in turmoil? & facing a “must win game”? FFS we 6 pts clear with a 100% record in the league. It’s typical BBC pathetic cheap journalism.

Whatever he has the symptoms are being fat and bad at golf

Dictators tend to typically be elderly pedophiles so it makes sense why Grandpa Stupid wants to be one so bad. 🤷 #EpsteinFiles

Walz says Harris "would have been a fantastic president... we wouldn't wake up every day to a bunch of shit on TV. We would wake up to an adult w/ compassion & dignity doing the work, not a manchild crying about whatever is wrong with him. May his fat ankles find something today. Petty as hell."