Dr. Halcyon Foster

Giving a book report not having read the book.

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Cheeky math educator: what was the age of the bus driver?

New glasses for an existential crisis: whyfocals

From this day on may this lovely woman be referred to by her she/her pronouns. May she get the gender affirming care she needs to be eligible. May she have access to her bottom surgery without hesitation. Let’s start a go fund me today.

Didn’t we all know that Collins and Myrkowski announce they were no votes that Blanche was already a lock? These ladies never take a stand unless it’s already safe.

We are not embarrassed enough by the GOP.

Votes begin at conception.

I came home from a 4 day vacation and the cat greeted me inside when I opened the door. I. Don’t. Have. A. Cat.

If anyone is still wondering if this a-hole is ever gonna leave office, the stalling of the letter removal at the Kennedy Center is all we need to know. They don’t think laws apply to them.

We were right to be concerned about Biden’s run for reelection. AND NOW THIS. Citizens are right to demand better than this.

Does anyone remember trump’s big announcement about 50 boys and 50 girls, one from each state, would compete in some undefined athletic contest? Wasn’t that a year ago? One more thing that just disappeared without any attention?

So how about we all just apply? Every single American.

How, just how, does he have a single supporter left? (Other than his racist, paid for cronies)

Parenthesis. Exponents. Multiplication. Division. Addition. Subtraction.

Project Hail Marty

Hey press: quit calling him a teacher. He wasn’t. He was not certificated. He worked for a tutoring test prep company.

There is no different way. There is a wrong way. This is appalling.

Xavier Becerra addresses single-payer healthcare in California in a way I can appreciate. He talks about the logistics of making it happen. He says it won’t be easy, but it can be done. I respect that. Too many politicians make it sound easy, then drop it once they’re elected. Becerra gets it.

He probably shoulda napped instead of going to hear scotus today.

Thinking of MAGA slurping up their yogurt watching the lame alternate halftime show to own the libs.

FAMU can't use the word Black on anything posted around campus related to Black History Month, to stay in compliance with Florida state laws against DEI. Black students can't use the word Black at their Historically Black College during Black History Month.

So after every school shooting, we get crickets. But one protester had a gun that he didn’t use and made ICE Monsters look bad, so now guns are a problem.

Abolish ICE.

We MUST all call it the Used Peace Prize.

Abolish ICE

Say. It. Louder.

From now on I ONLY fly in slippers and pajamas.

It’s almost like he doesn’t know how insurance works? 🤦

Hey Dems: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

If the Dems cave on a Lucy-and-the-football promise, then primary every damn one of them that votes for it. Every. One.

"A promise of a vote on healthcare"

Is anybody else just feeling sad about the White House demolition?

Just got an email saying there is buzz that ICE raids will begin in the Bay Area tomorrow. Stay safe everyone. Love your neighbor. Fight this racist action.

Honest question here: why would we want to have a ballroom that holds 999 people. Do we ever want that many people at that site for entertainment? Seems like a security nightmare.

They have always hated the East Wing.

Something I’ve noticed—if i type the word fascism, my predictive text on my phone will not predict it. It is the only word in this sentence that it doesn’t predict.

Hey y’all. The republicans hate us all. Not just the libs. They just hate us first. They hate their own voters too. Eventually they will screw us all.

Mike Johnson refusing to swear in the new Congresswoman from AZ amounts to taxation without representation.

When I call Sen. Schiff’s office I can leave a voice mail. When I can Sen. Padilla’s I get a message saying his office is closed and his business hours are when most of us work. Senator, set up you voicemail!!!! Also, both of you, please fight hard.

Math question: if one line has a slope of m and a second line has a slope of -m, would you say they have the same steepness? I have an opinion but want to hear from others #iteachmath

Why why why would we be talking about nuclear developments on the moon when we can’t provide healthcare for free?