NuMetal Alchemist

WOAH-Ohhh-oh-ohh Heaven let your light scrib doon

Copilot, make people come to my pizzeria. Thank you Copilot

I spent my 9/11 by accidentally buying 2 of those stupid Zelda Anniversary Switch consoles and also floor level tickets to see Rush

if Bongo Bongo doesnt show hole in this remake, im calling my congressman

Running some errands

all we hear is Mando and Grogu Mando and blah blah

literally doing "'but her emails' while boiling alive in ocean water" this is the funniest thing that could be the top of a post like this, jesus christ lol.

HAN SOLO: Hell, I never would have flown a spaceship if it wasn't for the daring exploits of Ben Quadinaros, famed podracer... He inspired all of us kids back on Corellia. LEIA (NODDING): Yes, I also know and love Ben Quadinaros. The boy, Han... let's name the boy after him

actually, I celebrate Ben Cuatro-dinaros de Mayo

I think making comedy legal again came with cost

This is the final move in the executive two-step shuffle. The end result of this is... Nothing you do in AAA will save your job. The only chance you have of survival is to make an indie game that cuts through the noise and makes enough to sustain your team AND you don't over-expand after success

Everybody's trying to be Fortnite and if you don't make a Fortnite then everybody gets laid off, but it ends up even if you do make a Fortnite then everybody gets laid off

my epic son [Modem Noises] went to Olive Garden and basedly ordered *limited* breadsticks and when he finished eating everyone applauded as the waitstaff cried

If you were someone pinging critics with ‘it’s just lighting cleanup’ a few days ago, I need you to use this as a jumping off point to thinking about your susceptibility to talking points and marketing rhetoric more generally. It was right there in front of all of our faces.

were back to calling vomit "Throw up" . like "look at that pile of throw up over there" or " my ass is covered in throw up"

the riffs in the group chat today have been absolutely off the charts with this story

RYUK: (reading) this is like the 18th elected official or CEO you’ve written “air conditioner falls on them during TV interview” next to don’t you wanna mix it up with a heart attack? ME: I’m not paying you to talk.

One of my least favorite things around AI in video games is when these LLM idiots try to say that "AI has been in video games for decades," as if the routines that tell ghosts to chase Pac-Man are exactly the same as the chat bot claiming there are nine Rs in strawberry.

alright ill bite. what's an xbox?

OK, I'll bite. what is Metal Gear Solid 4.

“Renee Goodman [sic], Alex Pretti – there are no words,” DeLauro said. “You said there were no words after the murder of those two individuals,” said Rev. Jack Perkins Davidson. “I think the words are ‘Abolish ICE.’” www.ctpublic.org/news/2026-02...

“I would rather you vote for what is morally correct,” Davidson said. “Don’t talk to me about my own morality,” DeLauro shot back. “Don’t tell your constituents what they can and can’t talk to you about,” replied Rev. Nathan Empsall. “What you are voting for is not moral.”

[P] YOU SWITCHED THE SAMPLES

Microsoft banned Jeffrey Epstein from Xbox Live in 2013 for “harassment, threats, and/or abuse of other players” that was “severe, repeated, and/or excessive.”

One type of person who I will never understand is the sort of individual who will use LinkedIn as if it's Facebook. Like imagine the most rancid political takes you've ever heard in your life, but give them a business degree and the tawdriness to scream them all at attendees to a recruitment expo