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@orbinho.bsky.social when was the last penalty we conceded in the Premier League? I feel like we conceded none last season?

@theathletic.com your new live score feature popped up unasked for on my iPad and gave away the score of the Arsenal game. I was about to watch it on delay but you have spoiled the result. That’s pretty poor. Any reasonable fan would expect better. #arsenal #arscov

@amylawrence.bsky.social and @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social re favourite signings from other first division clubs - can’t believe Wrighty didn’t even get a mention!

@maxrushden.bsky.social time to promote this banger from 2006. SBS ran a competition to write a song for the Socceroos. This came second but should have won. I’ve been singing it for the last hour since the epic win over Turkiye. youtu.be/oovvp9tV9sM?...

Socceroos!!! One of our best wins ever. Epic performance from all the boys. Big calls from Popovic paid off too.

Loving the Premier Leavue celebrations! Good old Arsenal! Mikel’s tears of joy - so great. Champions!

@amylawrence.bsky.social @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social @adrianjclarke.bsky.social Amy is spot on about going thru the lows to enjoy the highs. If we equate this win to FA Cups then this has been Hull, or more accurately Man Utd in ‘79. Hope next season is more like the Villa one for my heart’s sake.

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@ianstonecomedy.bsky.social @amylawrence.bsky.social given watching Arsenal is part of your job, just curious how workers compensation laws will deal with your / our inevitable heart attacks.

Today’s poem is called ‘The Day My Dog Spontaneously Combusted’.

Max Dowman just wanted the match ball. Anything round would do! #arsenal #dowman #maxdowman

Is Max Dowman allowed in the dressing room afterwards for the #arsenal celebrations? 😆

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

@arseblog.com @gunnerblog.bsky.social @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social @amylawrence.bsky.social I’m claiming some credit as I did swap Gyokeres out.

Hi @vincerugari.com - what do you think the chances are of Josh Nisbet getting in the World Cup squad? He seems to be doing well at Roda.

@arseblog.com @gunnerblog.bsky.social a co-worker gave me this afternoon the Man Utd game. I’m going to fill it at the end of the season with tears of joy, or maybe sorrow, freeze it, and beat him around the head with it. Just thought you’d like to know.

Why do the English commentators say “Rico Henry just about recovered in time” when in fact he did recover in time? Adding the word “about” implies he nearly recovered but didn’t - as in “I’ve just about had enough of this”. #ARSBRE

I’m liking all the Arsenal content today.

@amylawrence.bsky.social @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social should Arsenal employ a javelin or discus throwing coach to help our goalkeepers launch long throws? This would be funny and probably useful.

Goodly morning Gooners!

Dear @fantasyleague.bsky.social - can you also post on here for those of us who dislike Elon’s awfulness? What % of budgets are people spending on the top players? Salah, Haaland, Saka, Palmer, Gyokeres, Bruno F etc? Thanks

@arseblog.com Joelinton literally hitting a child there.

Haha @davidsquires.bsky.social nails it again. www.theguardian.com/sport/pictur...

@arseblog.com @gunnerblog.bsky.social fancy a trip Down Under? 😆

Happy World Poetry Day to all who celebrate. If you’re interested in writing poetry yourself, I hope this poem will be of some use.

@peterfitz1.bsky.social I think you’ll enjoy this piece. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Here’s a poem called ‘From The Encyclopedia of Alternative Facts’.

Beavers circumvent planning regulations. Can they build housing?

🇦🇺ns shouldn’t be living below the poverty line in their retirement. The expert cttee I got govt to legislate recommended a significant ⬆️ of Commonwealth rent assistance. Until we start properly taxing the export of our gas, I don’t want to hear “we can’t afford that” www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02...

what a prick

In a normal world making a Nazi salute in public should be the end of a person. We no longer live in a normal world.

Anthony Albanese has called for fixed four year terms. Makes sense to me. If you agree, RT. Disagree, "like"? #auspol

Hey @rockthecasbah77.bsky.social have you listened to any Ball Park Music? I think you might like them. Try Stars in My Eyes and It’s Nice to Be Alive. Happy New Year!

I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣