Kirsten Kennedy

Dear LeBron James - now is not the time to edge us all with your decision. RFK gave us all explosive diarrhea and everything is really stressful. Please just politely announce your decision so we can get on with our lives. Sincerely, America

They literally met in the Situation Room to come up with a defense for the President of the United States raping children.

Happy Love Island USA premiere day for all of you who celebrate 🥳

Trump did not reach a settlement with the government. There was no case to settle. He has not created a slush fund. He has colluded with Todd Blanche to steal money from the US Treasury. This is not a “deal.” This is a crime for which Trump & Blanche must be prosecuted. It ia a crime.

I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

A friendly reminder that Simon Rosenberg is a grifter who spent the entirety of 2024 lying that Kamala Harris was going to win without providing any evidence. He said the polls were fake and we should trust him. Farming engagement selling snake oil. Myself and many others naively fell for it.

Here's your daily reminder that Simon Rosenberg spent the entirety of 2024 lying that the polls were wrong and that Kamala Harris would win the election. He never explained how the polls were wrong and basically said "trust me bro". Simon Rosenberg is a grifter and a fraud.

The President of the United States threatened to commit genocide this morning and the stock market is like

I just don’t think you need to love war crimes to be a real man.

Over 400 women have been arrested since they overturned Roe v Wade— yet not a SINGLE man has been arrested for raping children with Epstein.😢

Question. If Joe Biden called Greenland, “Iceland” four times…. What would the right be saying?

It’s been one month since 100% of the Epstein files were due by Act of Congress. Thus far they’ve only released .6% of them and are using murder and war to distract you from this fact.

very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight

No. Senate Republicans refuse to extend ACA subsidies unless they get a nationwide abortion ban.

Dems in ARRAY

I miss who I was a week ago when I didn't know what a groyper, fem boy, or transmaxxing is.

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

100% true.

I am sure that Trump will now send the National Guard into that lawless and bastion of left-wing ideology, Utah, following the shooting of Charlie Kirk, right?

"I would do it if I were Tom. I think it's great" -- Trump endorses the arrest of Gov. Gavin Newsom

One of my Trump voting coworkers shared a Go Fund Me for someone they know, pleading for people to donate. But yet they themselves didn't donate. Ain't that something.

Tonight, while we sleep, Republicans will pass the biggest transfer of wealth from the bottom to the top in our history. 🇺🇸 Tax cuts for them, health care cuts for you.

Walz: When did government get to tell you how many dolls your child has? Government just big enough to fit in your bedroom, your womb, and apparently now in your toy chest.

In just 100 days: Measles outbreaks Tariffs costing us $5k each Gutting healthcare Thousands of veterans fired Abducting immigrants Concentration camps Deporting citizens Legalized discrimination Texted war plans Alienated allies Took bribes Sold Teslas

It’s ant season. Don’t ask me how I know.

Musk’s DOGE involved in what appears to be a foreign espionage operation and data theft. They also have death threatened US federal whistleblowers and disabled security systems, deliberately allowing Russian IPs to access sensitive US federal government systems. www.npr.org/2025/04/15/n...

When Andrew Tate was charged with rape and human trafficking, Trump intervened to fly him back to the US. When a working-class father of a disabled 5-year-old child was wrongfully deported and charged with NO crime, Trump refuses to lift a finger.

I see it. I have lived it. 83 years ago, the U.S. government turned upon a group of its own citizens and residents and sent them to internment camps without due process. I was there among them. American fascism is back. It is here. It is now.

important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:

my offer to america: we bring woke back

For what it's worth, we're 5% through DJT's final term. So that's something.

The optics of Trump demolishing the economy and then peacing out for some R&R at a Saudi-funded golf tournament held at a private club he still owns and profits from aren’t great

Truth

This time last year we were gearing up for brat summer. Now we're gearing up for broke bitch summer.

Man... I miss having hopes and dreams

All because of our own DUI hire and his whiskeyleaks.

Trump hates his Colorado portrait so we should all change it to our profile pic

I buy Ben & Jerry's because I support their support for people's rights. I don't even like ice cream much. My support is over.

trump was literally president for four years during which he wildly escalated drone warfare, tried to provoke a war with Iran and got into dangerous saber-rattling with north korea. now, he is threatening to take greenland and the panama canal by force. what is this horseshit?

Not good. Trump Musk recession accelerating.

I've said it before and will say it again -- the Trump administration is not acting like one that fears democratic accountability next year or in 2028. Draw your own conclusions.

Trump White House staffers were seen loading around 15 boxes of documents onto the rear of Air Force One.   Team Trump says the boxes contain the classified documents the FBI seized  from Trump's Florida home in 2022.

Trump, Musk, Vought, and Vance want you to think that size doesn't matter. But it does, fellas. Try to run a government with a small "workforce" and you're not going to satisfy anyone. A statement all of them are intimately familiar with.

Reduction in force at the Social Security Administration by FIFTY PERCENT. People just aren’t ever going to be able to claim it anymore, forget cutting social security itself.

Someone should photoshop Elon Musk and his prop chainsaw over Tesla Stocks

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

Another plane crash, this time it’s a Delta flight arriving in Toronto from Minneapolis, Minnesota. According to MSNBC news, it appears to be upside down on the runway nine injured, 80 on board.

Wait. Was there another plane crash? Wtf is going on?